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Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art
Subject: Re: Req: toilet
From: cfbd@southern.co.nz (Colin Douthwaite)
Date: 8 Sep 1996 04:50:36 GMT


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Say, would you know where the closest ASCII restroom is?

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No.  But would this be helpful?

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             88888888 88888888888 88 8888888888 88888888
             88888888 88888888888 88 8888888888 88888888
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              ~88888888m8*8888888 88 888888*8m88888888~
               ~*888888888m8***88 88 8***8m888888888*~
                 ~*888888888888mmmmmmm888888888888*~
                    ~**888~m=m=mmmmmmm=m=m~888**~
            ____________88_888888888888888_88____________
           *888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888*
                 mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
                 88888888888888888888888888888888888
                  888888888888888888888888888888888
                   *88888888*88888888888*88888888*
                     ~*888888 888888888 888888*~
                        ~**88 888888888 88**~
                          8mm 888888888 mm8   -Jeurgen Jacubowski-
                         _88* 888888888 *88_
                    _____888_88888888888_888_____
                   8888888888888888888888888888888

                     _____________________________________
                     |                                   |
                     |                        -------    |
                     |                             \|    |
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                     | ----------------------------------|
                              |   __------__   |
                             __---          ---__
                          _--                    --_
                         -                          -
                         -                          -
                          -__                    __-
                             --___          ___--
                              \   --______--   /
                               \              /
                                |            |
                                |            |   -Patrick M Hancy-
                               /              \
                          ---------------------------

-------------------------------------------------------------------------

Chris Nichols Presents: An Evening with Jerry Garcia and Melvin Seals
___   ________________________   ___   ________________________   ___
   I I                        I I   I I                        I I
   I I  Yesssss!  Ohhhhh!     I I   I I  Uhhhh! Great show     I I
   IHI  The night we flushed  I I   IHI  Jerry.  Hummmmm!      I I
   I I  ole poo-poo downnnn!  I I   I I  Owww!                 I I
   I I                        I I   I I                        I I
   I I                        I I   I I                        I I
   I I                     O  I-I   I I                     O  I-I
   I I                        I I   I I                        I I
   I I                        I I   I I                        I I
   I I                        I I   I I                        I I
   IHI                        I I   IHI                        I I
   I I                        I I   I I                        I I
___I I________________________I I___I I________________________I I___
 I         (_( )___( )_)          I          (_( )___( )_)         I
 I           I I   I I            I            I I   I I           I
 I           I_I   I_I            I            I I   I I           I
_H_          <$>   <$>           _H_           <#>   <#>          _H_

Enjoy.  Please don't post unless complete.  Thanks!
--
------------------------------------------------------------------------

           ========================================
               BEWARE  THE  QUANTUM  DUCKLINGS !
           ========================================


              ___________________________________
             |               _____               |
             |               \ o /               |
             |                ~~~                |
             |                Dux                |
             |                                   |
             |                                   |
             |                                   |
             |                                   |
              -----------------------------------
                      |   __------__   |
                     /  ./  ,.....,  \. \
                   /  ./   .   _   .  \.  \
                 /    /       /o)_//   \   \
                (     (  ~   "(__)   _ )    )
                 \     \.   ~_~~~~~  ./    /
                   \     \.________./    /
                      \                /
                         \.========./
                         I          I
                         I          I
                        /]          [\    -cfbd-
                       //            \\
               -------\\_____________//-------

     _
    | |
 ___| |
(    .'
 )  (    -Randy Ransom-

                   ______
                   \     \.
                   |`\_____\
                   |` |    |
                   |  |    |
      __-====-__  _|  |    |
     (~<       >~>  \ |    |
     !~~-====-~~/----`+----/
      \         \___     /
       >------\     \  <   unknown
      <_________________>

                  ______          _____
                  \     \.      ./    /|
                  |`\_____\    /_____/ |
                  |` |    |    |    | '|
                  |  |    |    |    |  |
     __-====-__  _|  |    |    |    |  |_ __-====-__
    (~<       >~>  \ |    |    |    | /  (~<       >~>
    !~~-====-~~/----`+----/    \----+----\~~-====--~~!
     \         \___     /       \     ___/         /
      >------\     \  <           >  /     /------<
     <_________________>         <_________________>

                                             ////////
                                             |:---[.]
                                             |(     _J
                                             | ^ ( _|
                                            / \_____)
                                           /  _____  \
                                          |  /     \  \
         _________                        |  |     |   |
       ./       ./                        \  /\   /\__ |
     ./       ./ |                        |  |        \/---
   ./        ./  |                        \   \            )\
  /________ / o  |                         |   >_____/_____)\
  |        |     |                         \__________/
  |        |     |__  ________             /         \
  |        |    /  ./ ------- .\           |          |
  |        |   / ./            \.\         \          \\
  |        |  /  (              ) )         \          |\
  |        | /    \.          ./ /           \         | \
  !--------------\ \._______./ /              \         | |
  !               `============'               |        |  |
   \                       I                  |       |   |
    >                      I                 |        /   |
   /                        \               |________/____|
  <                          >              (_________)____)  -MH/cfbd-
___\________________________/________   _____________________



--------------------------------------------------------------------

From: Colin_Douthwaite@equinox.gen.nz (Colin Douthwaite)
Newsgroups: sci.chem,rec.humor,alt.ascii-art
Subject: Re: toilet technology
Date: 22 Dec 1994 07:25:33 GMT
Message-ID: <3db9ld$mbh@southern.co.nz>


Colin Douthwaite (Colin_Douthwaite@equinox.gen.nz) wrote:
: d_tolle@smcvax.smcvt.edu wrote:
: In article ,
: virginia@comtch.iea.com (Virginia Ledgerwood) writes:

:>  We would apprieciate any information on toilets that you have.
:>  No one has responded yet. PLEASE HELP!!!!!

:>
:>                     From Aaron, Andrew, Joel, and Kyley

: "The Acme School of Stuff" is an excellent series of broadcasts
: from (I believe) Toronto.  One of the programs tells all about how
: toilets operate, how they are manufactured, what they are made of,
:  and so on.  Find and Enjoy!


> There is a 1984 BBC Television documentary on the origin and
> development of public conveniences in Britain entitled "On The
> Throne". It traces the technology back to the quite elaborate public
> conveniences built by the Romans for their garrisons in Britain
> through to the modern automatic coin-operated SuperLoos of London.

> Good viewing if you can trace a copy and have a liking for
> lavatories and the stories that go with them :-)


----------------------------------------------------------------------

  ____________
 |            |
 | PLATFORM 1 |    __               ___   ______,-------
 |____________|  __==__,------------/|\--|      | .-.-.|    ___________
       ||      {|     |--------------|---|------| '-`-`|  _/___________\_
       ||      {|_____|      _       _   |   _  | 6000 | |    P H I L    |
 ============== |__\\_|`-._/___\___/___\_|_/___\|      | |  D E A V E S  |
 :::::::::::   __/ |===|--|_____|_|_____|_|___  |\_____|=|_______________|
 :::::::::: |=|[_]==[_]    \ _ /   \ _ /   \ _ /          [_]   [_]   [_]
-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+

              ___________________________________
             |               _____               |
             |               \ o /               |
             |                ~~~                |
             |                Dux                |
             |                                   |
             |                                   |
             |                                   |
             |                                   |
              -----------------------------------
                      |   __------__   |
                     /  ./  ,.....,  \. \
                   /  ./   .   _   .  \.  \
                 /    /       >o)_//   \   \
                (     (  ~    (__)   _ )    )
                 \     \.   ~_~~~~~  ./    /
                   \     \.________./    /
                      \                /
                         \.========./
                         I          I
                         I          I
                        /]          [\    -cfbd-
                       //            \\
               -------\\_____________//-------

              -----------------------------
               Warning to train passengers
              -----------------------------

" Don't use the W.C. whilst the train is standing in the Station.
  If you've got to go, then you've got to go
  Before you reach your destination.

  You'll be fined 5 quid if you lift the lid
  And be put upon probation.
  So don't use the W.C. whilst the train is standing in the Station ! "


The above musical ditty is from the BBC Television documentary "
Upon the Throne " made in 1984 on the subject of toilet technology
and development dating from the Roman occupation of Britain to the
modern day, coin-operated, fully automatic, SuperLoos of London.


------------------------------------------------------------------------


 ~-_                                                              _-
    ~-_                                                        _-~
       ~-_                                                  _-~
          ~-______________________________________________-~
           |                                             |
           |          ___________________________        |
""--__     |         |         /\     /\         |       |  __--~~!
""--__~~|  |         |        {  `---'  }        |       | !      !
 /  / | |  |         |        {  O   O  }        |       | !      !
      | |  |         |       ~~~>  V  <~~~       |       | !      !
  /   | |  |         |         \  \|/  /         |       | !      !
      | |  |         |          `-----'          |       | !      !
______| |  |         |__________/_____\__________|       | !      !
   /  | |  |                                             | !      !
      | |  |           __________________________        | !      !
 / /  | |  |          |           _____          |       | !      !
      | |  |          |           \ o /          |       | !      !
 /    | |  |          |            ~~~           |       | !      !
      | |  |          |            Dux           |       | !      !
__--""__|  |          |                          |       | !      !
__--""     |          |                          |       | !    O !
           |           --------------------------        | !      !
           |               |   __------__   |            | !      !
           |              /  ./  ,.....,  \. \           | !      !
           |            /  ./   .   _   .  \.  \         | !      !
           |          /    /       >o)_//   \   \        | !      !
           |         (     (  ~    (__)   _ )    )       | !      !
           |          \     \.   ~_~~~~~  ./    /        | !      !
           |            \     \.________./    /          | |      !
           |_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _\                /_ _ _ _ _ _ | |      !
         ,'                   \.========./                '|.     !
       ,'                     I          I                   '.   !
     ,'                       I          I                     '. !
   ,'                        /]          [\    -cfbd-            '!
 ,'                         //            \\                       '.
'                          \\_____________//                         '.


Notes:
-----
  1. Dux is a common brand of toilet in N.Z.
  2. Kitty's picture is by Ed Savage
  3. Because of the endless designs of toilet roll holders
     this is omitted from the picture to avoid prejudice.


========================================================================

Bye,
========

Bathroom stuff
                                               Two tooth brushes
                                          ___                        ___
                                         /\ ..\_                  _/   /\
                                         \/\   _)                (_'' /\/
                                          \/\  o\                / . /\/
                                           \/\_  )              (  _/\/
    Faucet                                  \/_)(                )(_\/
      ____                                    (__\______________/__)
     |___|\                                   |\  \            /  /|
      |    \                 Tube of          | \  \          /  / |
      |     \                toothpaste       |  \  \        /  /  |
      |      \               ___              |   \  \      /  /   |
 ____ |       \  ____       / _ \ ______      |    \  \    /  /    |
/|_||\|________\/|_||\___  / // //    \ \     |     \  \  /  /     |
_________________________\-\ \_//      \/-__ -\__    \__)(__/    __/------
                            \_________ / ||||   [][][][][][][][][]
""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

unknown

towel:

       ______
  [===|     |====]
      |     ||
      |     ||
ejm97 |=====||
      |=====||
      '"""""'|
       |     |
       '"""""'

   monogrammed with the initials "KA":

       ________
  [===|       |====]
      | |/    ||
      | |`/\  ||
      |  /--\ ||
ejm97 |=======||
      |=======||
      '"'""""''|
       |       |
       '""'"""''

   and of course, with "EJM" --one should never be without one's towel!

       ___________
  [===|  _       |====]
      | |_       ||
      | |_ |     ||
      |   _||\/| ||
      |     |  | ||
      |          ||
ejm97 |==========||
      |==========||
      '"'""""'"'"'|
       |          |
       '""'"""'"'"'

        __          __
       (,.)   ,.   (,.)   ,.   (,.)   ,.
        ||    ||    ||    ||    ||    ||
        ||    ||    ||    ||    ||    ||
      ,.||..  ||  ,.||..  ||  ,.||..  ||
     //""""\\ || //""""\\ || //""""\\ ||
     ||    || || ||    || || ||    || ||
     ||    || || ||    || || ||    || ||
     ||____|| || ||____|| || ||____|| ||
     `.____.' || `.____.' || `.____.' ||
              ||          ||          ||
              ||          ||          ||
______________||__________||__________||_________

Krogg

From Veronica (VK) :


    [Somebody posted a request for design ideas for a urinal.]



            <\           />
             \\   .-.   //
     VK       \\_/___\_//
            .-/\\     //\-.
           ( /  )`-.-'(  \ )
       _____Y_.'       `._Y______


    two next to each other:


            <\           />      ||     <\           />
             \\   .-.   //       ||      \\   .-.   //
              \\_/___\_//        ||       \\_/___\_//
      VK    .-/\\     //\-.      ||     .-/\\     //\-.
           ( /  )`-.-'(  \ )     ||    ( /  )`-.-'(  \ )
       _____Y_.'       `._Y______||_____Y_.'       `._Y______


    or "back to back":


            <\           />
             \\   .-.   //
              \\_/___\_//
            .-/\\     //\-. 
           ( /  )`-.-'(  \ )
       _____Y_.'       `._Y______
       -----.-.         .-.------
            J  \       /  F
     VK    ( \  ).-"-.(  / )
            `-\//_____\\/-'
              // \   / \\
             //   `-'   \\
            


    Or, for even more privacy, place some cupoards in a strategic place:

            ___         ___
           |   |       |   |
           |__ |  .-.  | __|
              \\_/___\_//
     VK     .-/\\     //\-.
           ( /  )`-.-'(  \ )
       _____Y_.'       `._Y______

    They don't have to be square:

           .--.         .--.
          /    )       (    \
          \___(   .-.   )___/
              \\_/___\_//
            .-/\\     //\-. 
      .-.  ( /  )`-.-'(  \ )   .-.
     |   \__Y_.'       `._Y___/   |
     \   /--.-.         .-.---\   /
      `-'   J  \       /  F    `-'
           ( \  ).-"-.(  / )
     VK     `-\//_____\\/-'
           ___// \   / \\___
          /   (   `-'   )   \
          \    )       (    /
           `--'         `--'

        [I think I'll go to alt.ascii-art next
          and post this one as "a snowflake"]


    The image in my head:

                       []-.              .-[]
                [`--.__||  `-.        .-'  ||__.--']
                |      ||     `-.__.-'     ||      |
                |      ||                  ||      |
                |      ||                  ||      |
                |      ||                  ||      |
                |      ||                  || __   |
                |      ||                  ||(_ \  |
                |      ||                  ||/") ) |
                |      ||                  ||} ''  |
                |      ||                  ||/  }  |
                |      ||                  ||    } |
                |      ||                  || /  } |
                |      ||                  ||/   } |
                |      ||                  ||    } |
                |      ||    .========.    ||    } |
                |      ||    |  _()_  |    ||____] |
                |      ||    | /____\ |    ||  ) ) |
                |      ||    |((    ))|    || / |  |
                |      ||    | \`--'/ |    |||  |  |
                |      ||    |  `--'  |    |||  |  |
                |      ||    |   ||   |    |||  |  |
                |      ||    |   ||   |    |||  |  |
                |      ||    |   ||   |    |||  |  |
      VK        |__.---||   _|   ||   |_   |||__|__|
                [__.---||.-'_|---||---|_`-.||+__)__]
                       [].-'            `-.[]'


    From the side:

                 _________________
                [_______________| |
                |               | |
                |               | |
                |               | |
                |               | |
                |               | |
                |               | |
                |               | |
                |               | |
                |               | |
                |               | |
                |               | |
                |               | |
                |              /| |
                |        .====' <----- this bit here is a
                |       (|      | |    shelf which one can
                |     _/ |      | |    put a bag on.
                |    (   |      | |
                |     \  |      | |
                |      `-|     <------ (one might be able
                |       ||      | |     to use this space
                |       ||      | |     as a cupoard?)
                |       ||      | |
      VK        |_______||      | |
                [_______||______|_|

 ,------------.
 | '        ' |
 | \   /  ,-. |
 |  \//  (    |
 |     () `-' |
 |    /)(\    |
 |    /__\    |
 |     \/     |
 | .        . |
 `------------' lf

From:  Petrus


             __________________________
         _.-'____       ___  ___ ___ .'
   _..--| |/    |__  __|   ||   |   U|
  |  |  | ||    |  \/  |   ||   |    |
  |  |  | ||    |     / \  ||   |    |
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  |-._| | ||    _|    |  _  |___|\  ||              ||
  '-._'-|_||___/ '----|_( )_|    |__||              ||
      '-._|-._____,-._________________-.            ||
           '-__________  _____,._______|            ''
                       ""

                        _______________________________________ 
                       /  /___________________________________/ 
                      /  /***********************************/ 
                     /  /***********************************/ 
                    /  /***********************************/ 
                   /  /***********************************/ 
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            /  /*/|  |  | |     |   ******  |     | | 
           /  /|/ |  |  | |     |     ***** |     | | 
          /  /*|  |  |  | |     |     ******|     | | 
         /  /**|  |  |  | |     |     ***** |     | | 
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 \/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ 
 /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/ 
 \/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ 
 /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/ 



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 |  DDDDDD        AAAAA         YYYY    YYYY       SSSSSSSSSS            | 
 |  DD   DD      AA   AA         YYYY  YYYY        SSSS                  | 
 |  DD    DD    AA     AA         YYYYYYYY         SSSS                  | 
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 |  DD   DD     AA     AA           YYYY                 SSSS            | 
 |  DDDDDD      AA     AA           YYYY           SSSSSSSSSS            | 
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       .                                .                     +
                  .       .       .               __      .
.   Be an adult,                                 <  >
                    .              //\\\\\\\\\\    ||
     Not a kid.                  //|||\\\\\\\\\\   ||       .
                               //|||||||\\\\\\\\\\ ||
     Hit the toilet,    .    //||||||||||\\\\\\\\\\||             .
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     Not the lid!              MM  (    MMmmmmmmmm
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 #--#--#--#--#--#--#--#--#--#--MM       MMmmmmmmmm-#--#--#--#--#--#
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     _ 
    | |
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(    .'
 )__(    Toilet

   I`
 eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(------------------)
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ASCII Character Codes:

b = ASCII 98

a = ASCII 97

t = ASCII 116

h = ASCII 104

r = ASCII 114

o = ASCII 111

o = ASCII 111

m = ASCII 109

Capitalised:

B = ASCII 66

A = ASCII 65

T = ASCII 84

H = ASCII 72

R = ASCII 82

O = ASCII 79

O = ASCII 79

M = ASCII 77