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                   SUPER ASKI AGAINST THE UGLY NINJA FISH!

   Super Aski is the first serbian ascii comic,that means it's made of pure
  Ascii characters. That way it's apsolutely the same when looked at on all
  platforms.  All  the  credist  go  to  MasterMind  /FACE (for drawing the
  ascii's and  the  screenplay),  as  to  User  /  FUSION  for  help on the
  screenplay. You can  contact  MasterMind  trough  e-mail  at  the  adress
  mastermind@sezampro.yu.


   You  can  view  this comic from any viewer or editor on any platform. It
  looks a hell of a  lot  better  when  looked  at  80x50 text mode (on PC,
  alt-F9 from the NC or mode con:lines=50 from dos)

   You can copy and distribute this comic  freely  as  long  as  you  don't
  change  anything  in  it  and  it's  distributed  by it's original name,
  supe003.zip

   All the adventures of Super  Aski  can  be  downloaded from WWW from the
  adress   http://fon.fon.bg.ac.yu/~gojkoa/supe00x.zip


   filename      name of the episode                         date of release

   supe001.zip  Super Aski vs. the little green monsters !   30.09.1997.
   supe002.zip  Super Aski vs. the monster from the swamps!  08.10.1997.
   supe003.zip  Super Aski vs. the ugly ninja fish!          26.10.1997.





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  ---    .    |/o`p   (")     _____                             _____    ---
  --         / \ ')   //      |||||-r-------------------------t-|||||     --
  -             \.\===/       ||| |-| The Adventures of       |-||| |      -
  -      (")___//\__\_________LLLLL-| Super Aski,             |-||| |      -
  -       `````' / /\ \   ..  || ||-| the first serbian pure  |-|| ||      -
  --   ..       | | /_/_      ||| |-| ascii superhero.        |-||| |     --
  ---       ;  / ;/ ----'     || ||-L_________________________|-|| ||    ---
  ------       `''  """ ''    """""                             """"" ------
 |-------------------------------------------------------- 30.08.1997 ------|
          - idea,design and all other shit - MASTERMIND@SEZAMPRO.YU -
         - screenplay & translating to english - AGENT99@MINDLESS.COM -

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      Super Aski is a superhero made  only of pure ascii characters. Unlike
     all the other superheroes he doens't dress in sleeping clothes when he
     goes to action, because he is ugly enough even without them. Women are
     simply crazy about him and he also has an unbeleavable gift for action
     and an exceptional knowlege of  one  and  a  half  martshall  art.  He
     doesn't  speek  any of the foreign languages, and none of the domestic
     also. His favorit  group  is  Orange  and  he  thinks that their intro
     'Robot' is the best porno movie he has ever seen. In his spare time he
     does crosswords from various domestic and foreign enigmatic papers and
     looks from his window to the city dump. He is an unreplaceable fighter
     against injustice and he cal also serve as a  lamp  foundation.  Super
     Aski  doesn't  have a younger brother but look a whole lot better when
     looked at in 80x50 mode. Some  of  the things Super Aski does are done
     by trained profesionals and you shouldn't try to do this at  home.  If
     you  like  him  and  you would like to see the second episode, contact
     MasterMind...





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 _________________________________________________________________
| On the begining of the new episodes we find our superhero in a  |
| painting job in his apartment...                                |
|--------------------------------------------_____________________|_________
|     |                ______________        |                              |
|  /| |    _________ (  mmmm         )       |                              |
| / | |   |         | \  Ah Ah AAA  /        |  but, unfortunatelly, the    |
|/|/| |   |   WC    | /__----------'         |  phone again rang in the     |
|/|/  |   |       _ |         _______________|   worst moment...            |
| /   |   |        O|        |              ___                             |
|     |   |         |        |  Ring       / _ \_      Our readers sure know|
|     |   |         |        |     Ring    \_\\_ \_ allready that out hero  |
|     |___|_________|_______ |       Ring    /\_\_ \_ doesn't give up easily|
|     /                      |             /_   \/   \ and when the phone   |
|    /   /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\  |  _______  / / )  /\_S_/  rang three times,   |
|   /   \/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/ | |\\\\\\\ ( (_/ /    S|\   his WC was allready|
|  /   /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/ | ||\\\\\\\ \  /    S S| \    freshly painted. |
|___________________________1| |||\\\\\\\ \(______S/  \\\                   |
| Using his unbeleavable     |_____________________________________________2|
| manuvering skills which he learned   |                                    |
| during his few years long undercover ||           |||||||||||||||         |
| missiom in a circus when he was very ||  _____    |||||||||||||||         |
| young, Super Aski dressed up with    || |     |   ||| __     __ |         |
| only one hand, while his other hand  /| | (-: |  _|| /  \   /  \|         |
| bravely, with a lot of effort and   | | |_____| (     _o) \  _o)|         |
| not without casualties raised the   | |          \\        \    |         |
| phone hook on it's own.             | |           \_    (_  ))  )         |
|                ____                 | |           |       `'    /         |
|              _/     \               | |           | |    ___ .SSS         |
|             / \  /  /               | |           | |   \_---' | SS       |
|            / \ |_\./                | |           | |           \  S      |
|           / \ |'_)                  | |________   | |  `.        ) S ____ |
|          ( \ |' /                   |          _/\\__\ _________/   S     |
|         /|`\|   \                   |         \/_/\___________/ \ _  S    |
|        ( (   )\  \_                 |       ||___`______________/__\  S   |
|         S___/  \   \                |                                     |
|         S       \   \               | But, our superhero was either too   |
|        S         \ __)_             | hungry to talk over the phone now,  |
|       S           \_   \__          | or perhaps to stupid to notice that |
|   _SS"              \_    \_        | the thing in his hand was not a     |
|  S                    \     \       | biscuit. Anyway, while you are      |
|                                     | reading this, he is cheeing on that |
|____________________________________3| unfortunate phone hook.             |
| Allthough his grandfather Smiley    |___________________________________4_|
| is laughing to him right now from the painting on the wall behind him, for|
| Super Aski this was nothing new. This was his fifth phone this monts. But,|
| that doesn't change the fact that he lost an oportunity to respond to an  |
| urgent call from an old lady whose siamese cat got hurt in a fight with   |
| her nothing less siamese twin. If he knew that, our hero wouldn't be anno-|
| yed by the fact that he will, because of the 10000-th missed good deed, be|
| thrown out of the Independant Super Hero Club, in wich the most of the    |
| members, including Superman and batman as well as Rambo from part one to  |
| three, envy him for his unbeleavable popularity, but with the fact that   |
| he ussualy gets layed when it comes to old ladies. But, have no worry     |
| dear readers, something will come up yet...                               |
|________________________________________________________________________5__|
| Just when we thought nothing  inte-| Super Aski joyfully shouted 'Oh,     |
| resting is going to happen, the sky| fuck, not again ?!' and left his top |
| above the little town in cetral    | secret downtown apartment to check   |
| Africa in wich Super Aski lived was| why he was called upon now...        |
| enlighted by Super Askii's sign,   |                                      |
| Like the one Batman has, but way   |                The fact that he left |
| low budget...                      |    _________  trough the window did  |
|                                    |  /        / | not worry him much, at |
|         .'''.        __          __| _________//|| least not untill he,   |
|        :  @  :      (  )        (  |         ||/ |   under the worh of    |
|         `...';.      ||   ____   ||| H H H H |  _ o   strange,and unknown |
|      __    `:;;_ _   ||--/    \--|||         |   O\   to him, force G     |
|     /_/||    `;;)/|  ||  | .. ___  | H H H H |  /\    reached the first   |
|   __|.|||   _|. |.| ___ \|_|||   |-|         |   .    floor level.        |
| |\ _| ||/| | |..|.||\__\     | __|_| H H H H |   |                        |
| |.| |.||/ /\ |  | |||. .|    |_|   |         |   |                        |
|  \| | |/ |__||. |/ `|___|      |___|         |   |                        |
|_________________________________6__|___________________________________7__|
| Our hero again had more luch than brains,                      |          |
| wich he has none, and instead of falling on     __________     | the      |
| the grownd and breaking his balls he fell      ( OPASNOS' )    | sponsor  |
| in an open shaft and the water (yeah, right,    ||--------'    | of this  |
| sure it was water) softed his fall. Alive,   .  ||             | episode  |
| and even more, with a very interesting      | \ \/             |  is the  |
| scent, Super Aski, to everybody's      ----- /. \ ------------ | clinic   |
| dissapointment, left the shaft.             //\ . \            | hospital |
|\                             |"""| __      //  //   \          | center   |
|-`---------.  _________     / (';') -\\     /  // \\ |   _______| 'Kingj   |
| ; . " .   _|  \_______\   // | o |\  \\  -   //    `'  \_______|  Richard |
|--( ( ) )-(__)            (( /`-_-' |  ))     /      \\         |  pussy'  |
|   ` _ '                   \/ /__ / /_//                        |   from   |
|                          (/)-  (/)' -'                         |  north   |
| But, his luck didn't serve him very well, because in the next  | Botcwana |
| moment his nose was all over the fender of the car which you   |          |
| can see on the left side of your little tv screens.            |          |
|______________________________________________________________8_|________9_|
| regardless of surviving even another                                      |
| unlucky incident, Super Aski was still                                    |
| not out of the danger (read this like :                                   |
| it's too early for ending this episode,                                   |
| we took the money for at least half an                                    |
| hour of smore). Of all the dangers     /\ __ ____  ???????                |
| that lurked in souch a peacefull city `// _____ /O) ???????               |
| of a few dozen residents in central     `'     (   O) ?????               |
| Africa, the faith choose that he should       | \__/     \                |
| meed the notorious little green monsters       `;..;'  \  \               |
| whish are, due to the low budget of this        `_______/\ \              |
| episode, not green and there are not many                | |              |
| of them, but only one, but anyway they will             (.\\)             |
| kidnap our hero with a suspicious motive.                `//              |
|_______________________________________________________________________10__|
|                                                                           |
|      |||||/   readers with more imagination will perhaps think that behind|
|      |;; o\   the kindaping is actually a hidden erotic urge of the little|
|      |;  ._)  green monsters, triggered by the odour our hero collected in|
|      |  .:.   the sewer, but we asure  you that the mating season of that |
|      |`..__)  type of mosters allready happened last year, so the reason  |
|   ___|  |___  sure was something else. The little green monsters went to  |
|   | /`--'\ |  the closest McDonalds to by a double cheeseburger delux with|
|   (        )  lot of catchup on (their favorite food) and our brave knight|
|   ZZZZZZZZZZ  became concious and realised that he was tied to a chair.   |
|   ZZZZZZZZZZ  What he didn't know is that he was endangered by a bomb that|
|   |ZZZZZZZZ|  doesn't, except for a fact that it's drawn real bad, differ |
|   ||      ||  any way from all the other bombs...                         |
|   |/      \|               _____________________________                  |
|  (    /\    )             |       _ ______:::_____      |                 |
|  |  `/__\   |             |      (_| / \ :::  |__()     |                 |
|  ZZZZp--qZZZZ    /--------|      (_|( V ):::  |__()     |                 |
|  ZZZZ|  |ZZZZ    \--------|      (_|_\_/_:::__|__()     |                 |
|  /  ;|  |:  \             |_______________```___________|                 |
| /--'/    \`--\                                                            |
| `--'      `--'                                                            |
|____________________________________________________________________11_____|
| 5 minutes later|                       |  and now for some propaganda from|
|----------------+ Our hero is running   | our sponsor :                    |
|       ::___/  /  out of time with the  |                                  |
|      /`/   \/  /geometrical progression| Cure yourselves in a nice ambient|
|    /  /\ \| |/ / will he save +----+---+ and acceptable prices...         |
|   ( /  /`.__';  himself and   |CHC 'Kingh Richard pussy', north Botcwana. |
|    ( /  /  /'what's his faith?|telephone 952-134-2948-248-14-FUCK-YOU!    |
|___________________________12__|_______________________________________13__|
|                                            |                  the answer  |
|        ___-----     |\__________________   |    _  / `  //\ _  to our stu-|
|      '             /                    \  |   \             /  pid hero's|
|     |   ` ______  (  HMMM, what's this   ) |          bang    `/ question |
|     |    ;|        \ sound  6,5,4,3... _/  |    `/            _\ arrived  |
|     |    :| _____  .\_________________/    |    /_               soon...  |
|     ZZZZZZZZz                              |       `//     `\'            |
|     ZZZZZZZZZ        ______________________| ___________`'____________15__|
|     ZZZZZZZZZ       |                                                     |
|:;;;.;;;;;;| |       | Our hero once again had    \|||||                   |
|:::::::::::| |       | so much luck that even     /o   |                   |
|:::::::::::| |       | the author of this mini   (_.   |                   |
|__________________14_| strip is sick of him...    .:.  |                   |
| the bomb was actually a rusty old Austro-       (__. .|                   |
| hungarian bomb left after the WWI and so          /  __\                  |
| the explosion just blowed up the chair     ___   /\_/`  )                 |
| and freed our and your main hero which    (;;;) (  .   \|                 |
| can be seen right now running to his       :`'.' |  (___)                 |
| top-secret apartman.                       :  ; .|;  `. .`.               |
|                                             `..' |;;   `.. )              |
|  Unfortunatelly, it seems that we will never     |;;  ..' .'              |
| find out what was really the reasonfor the       ZZZZ('` ;                |
| kidnaping and if it has anything to do with     /' U  `'")                |
| the law-suit from the Telephone Protector's     /  |     )                |
| Alliance. How Super Aski was thrown out of     /    \_    \. ___.....     |
| the mentioned Club because he didn't make it  (_   \/ \_    ;   ;;;;;|    |
| in time to respond to the light signal from     \_   \. \_______;;;;;|    |
| picture #6 wich resulted in colective suicide     \_  .;.        ;;;;|    |
| of all the members of four protected types of       `;;;;;.      `;;;|    |
| mice in some of future episodes...                  .;;;;'/               |
|                                                    (;;;'/                 |
|_____________________________________________________`'/ _______________16_|








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 ____________________________________________________________________________
|                                   |                                        |
|                                   |                                        |
|                                   | On the begining of this short tale     |
|                                   | about the life of our famous Super Aski|
|                                   | we find the ultra super hero sleeping  |
|       __------_xxxxxxxxxx         | in his, you guessed right, bed room.   |
|      /         \   x    x   `  '  | You can see on your screen in the back |
|     | Hrk... hrk\  x    x     `   | the notorious window trough wich our   |
|     | ... Hrk... ) x    x    ` `  | hero fell trough in the first episode. |
| \   `_      _---'  x    x    ' '  | Will he please all the readers and try |
|\\\    `,  .'  x    x    x    ,..  | that noble deed again, perhaps with    |
|\\ \_   ;.'    xxxxxxxxxxx   (| )) | more success, or will he keep boring   |
|\\ ' )                        ` |; | them with his miserable and extremelly |
|\\   ` _   ---__      ---__  _; |' | uninteresting life? Stay with us 'till |
|\    /` )_"     \\\\\\\\\\\\\   `` | the end of this episode and find out.  |
|(\____ ';        //////////// _  ))| _______________________________________|
|`_____)_      ; \\\\\\\\\\\\\_ `-' | |                     |               ||
| |       \  ' ;             || |   | |As we all   ring!    |    apartman   ||
| |  _______  `; ____________||/|   | |witnessed    ring!   |     ___  69.  ||
| | ||| ||  `; `;_         | ||||  (| |the tragic   ___ring! _-_ /   \      ||
| | ||| ||   `_;  "- _-    | ||||___| |abuse of    |   |    --__/  \_`\     ||
| | |||_|/._.  -_   "  )   | |||/     |the phone   | U |    `-__`     ;     ||
| | ||    (-)_'  "--   )   | ||       |hook in the |_ \     |   `     ;     ||
| |_|/    /-\`\     `-''   |_|/       |last episode  -\\-_  |  (`-___-'     ||
|                                     |we know      (    /  |  | ';;;;;     ||
|___________________________________1_|that Super    `__-\  |  ``           ||
|Aski doesn't have a telephone, so we had to inform   \__-\ |   |    |      ||
|him about his mission with a telegram that this       \   \____/`---|\_    ||
|cheerfull boy from the picture right is carrying. In   \     \ \       \   ||
|fact, that is the very same boy that in his spare time  `-_   \ \       \  ||
|drives a bicycle in a game called PaperBoy on a spectrum   -_  \ \       \ ||
|Zx80. Anywas, obviously uninformed about our heroe's         |  \ \       \ |
|terrible hearing condition (the last time he washed his      |   \ \   \   \|
|ears he didn't know how to speek), the boy is ringing our    `    \ \  |\   |
|heroes door bell for half a hour. But, meanwhile, Super      |     \ \ | \  |
|Aski woke up and unfortunatelly missed the window. He        |      \ \|    |
|wanted to go out for bread when he opened the door.                         |
|__________________________________________________________________________2_|
|                                                                            |
|                       ___________                                          |
|     \|||||||||||||/  /           \        _____            ____            |
|    \\\\||\||||||//  / whell, what \  ____/     \_         ;    ;           |
|    \\\\\\\`;;;;'// | the hell are / /     I am   \       ;      ;          |
|     \\\\\;'      / ( you doing   / / PaperBoy II,/    __;        ;         |
|      \\\'   __  /  /  here and  / ( the Telegram \ ````_          ;        |
|      ||\   /  \(  /_/\ who are  \_| Boy. Are you  \`-____         '        |
|      ' `    (o  `    / you anyway||  Super Aski?   \   """"_     "'        |
|     ;```    `-' `\   \___________/ \_____________/\_\ | o   `-___';        |
|     ;` ;          )                                  / `-'   `    ;        |
|               `--'                                  (         ;;;;;        |
|     `;         (  _____________                      `-"       `;;;        |
|       l     _--_` \            \                      |_-_        ;        |
|      `;     `___'  \ yeap. why? )  _______________     ``')      '|        |
|      ;`     `___    \__________/ _/               \_/ /`-_'       |        |
|      ;;         (              _/ what a stupid name/ )           |        |
|      ; `  `._    \            |  anyway.... here's a|(            |        |
|      ;  `_        )           | telegram for you... / -______'    |        |
|     `.`   `_____-"             \___________________/       |      |        |
|    '  `.--"      `.                                       _|___--"|        |
|   ``               `.                                   /'         \       |
|________________________________________________________________________3___|
|unfortunatelly, Telegram Boy didn't   |While the smell was filling the WC   |
|know that Super Aski can't read, so   |and tryed to get out, mortal dangers |
|the telegram ended up...khm...        |lurked our                     _____ |
|                                __    |excetionaly|            ||  | /     \|
|           ..`                 _\ \   |able hero. |            ||  |( woof.||
|          .\\\\                `|\ \  |One of them|            ||  | \__  _/|
|  _____   \\   \               :| \_\ |is arseny  |  |        (\_  |   /_/  |
| /     \__ \(.  \              :| | | |with the   |  |   | -. (\_\ |  ,     |
|/ Wow.    \ | |\ \          '  :\ | | |poisonous  |  |   ||  (\_   | ///,   |
| was this  \`''/` --_      '   : \| | |homemade   |   \|_||   \__- |/`////, |
|telegram    \__\/\(  \        ':  \_| |gases. But,|       `_.  ||;`/_  `////|
|good or what! /  |'\  \   ```' o  ||  |once again,|            `; /  | _ `/ |
|Nice, soft,and|  \  \  )  ` ;`    ||  |the idol od|            |`/ ()   | / |
|fits the ass  |   \ / /_   `  '   ||  |young asc2 |             /    /() /  |
|perfectly. If |   _/ /  \  `   _/\_|  |drawings,to|            /  |_|   /;  |
|I had any more|  |_`|    )   _/_/\ \_ |our regret,|           / /\__   /.'  |
|of theese maybe\  \_/\ _-  _/_/  _) / |managed to |          / (   /  /`'   |
|I would have   |  `  \\   : (___/ _/| |save himself          |  \_/  /      |
|clean underware|  /\//|)  `-____-'  | |on time. It|           `_   _'       |
|occasionaly   _| (//\ /   `         | |was a close|             "-"         |
|_         ___/    \/\/     `_ `;;   | |call, maybe|            ||  |        |
| \_______/   ------\\\\----  "_     | |next time  |          (`__\ |        |
|                   | /\\       |    | |it will    |          (`__ )|        |
|                 (R`--'))     /     | |work ...   |           (___)|        |
|                  `----'      `-___-' |           |            ||  |        |
|____________________________________4_|___________________________________5_|
|But that wasn't the only danger. In that very                               |
|moment Crazy Shogoon from Japan is making                        _  `     ) |
|plans to finaly  /\   assassin the most                              `-__'  |
|stupid superhero/  \  from the time of                            /        \|
|the super-     / /\ \ paraplegic who killed                         /       |
|himself with  / /||\ \ arseny with deadly         .--.  .--.           |  \ |
|homemade gases\ \||/ /                       _____||_|__||_|____            |
|               \ \/ /                        \`-----------------'           |
|                \  /                          )________________(            |
|                 ||  _                            || |  || |                |
|                /__\/ \                           || |  || |                |
| __________     \__/ _                            || |  || |                |
|/          \_   ( __)  \    ..`.`.''''`........   || |  || |                |
| I'll kill   \  (  __)\ )                      `..|| |`.|| |.............   |
| Him. I'll   /  `---'  /                          || |  || |                |
| squash him./       // \\              ______________   ` `''               |
| I just have|  __--"    "--___        /              \_____                 |
| to find __/ /`-_____________-'\     | fuck the reason,    |                |
| a good _\ /`-_ `-`-`---`-`-'__-'\   \  while I'm sitting  |                |
| reason | //;  "-`-`-```-`-'"   ;\\   \ here thinking about|                |
|_______/ ///; '___        ___   ;\\\   \_  the reasons that|                |
|        ////: (__o_)     (_o__) ;\\\\    \  fool will kill |_____           |
|       /////:      .'   .       ;\\\\\    | himself and then I'll\          |
|      //////.`.    `-__-'     .'.\\\\\\   |  have to appear in the|__       |
|     ///////:   ___       ___   ;\\\\\\\  | third episode... Oh no,  \_     |
|    ////////: .'`-_`-----'_-'`. ;\\\\\\\\ | we won't play that way.... )    |
|   //////////: `._ `-----' _.'  ;\\\\\\\\\|   ________________________/     |
|     ```````` `.  `-------'   .' '''''''  /  /                              |
|               |`-_  `-    _-'|          /__/                               |
|               |   ""-_--""   |                                             |
|          _____|              |______                                       |
|         /\    ;     `-'      ;\     "\                                     |
|        /\/`--   `------------' \----'\)                                    |
|       /\/`-- `-----------------'-----\/                                    |
|__________________________________________________________________________6_|
| Since Crazy Shogoon lives in         _____________________     |           |
| Japan (logical, isn't it?) and      /                     \    |           |
| Super Aski lives in North Botcwana (  FUCKING THIEVES...   \   | the       |
| we had to get him on African soil. /__ THE CONTRACT SAID    \  | general   |
| As you all are             _  __   __ \ SWISS AIR, NOT THIS  ) |sponsor of |
| aware of the              // (  ) /_\\ \_ SHIT!             /  |this       |
| high budget of        ___//--('XX ( \\  _\_________________/   |episode is |
| this comic,           `__O)\ _|/| ('\\ |  |                    |the mental |
| Shogoon flyed            \\_/__'|_// |_|  |                    |institution|
| on a plane of     _\\_   _' `   - /  --'  |  _\\_              |of the Cli-|
| the excelent  _\\_`-\\' |    `--' `--'    |  `-\\'             |nical Hosp-|
| avio company  `-\\'     `____\  _  \______)  _\\_              |ital center|
| MongolAir                     \//   \        `-\\'             |"King Rich-|
| from Ulan        _\\_      ___//\_   \                         |ard Pussy" |
| Bator...         `-\\'     `__O)\_\___\    _\\_                |from north |
|                               \\  \___|    `-\\'               |Botcwana.  |
|                                \\                              |           |
|______________________________________________________________7_|_________8_|
|                                  | Crazy Shogoon  had no idea how close he |
|   after a pleasant trip,         |has to the fearless Super Aski. Though he|
|Crazy Shogoon wa thrilled when    |jumped (not on his free will) at the     |
|he saw aftican mainland.....      |first sight of Africa, strong winds carr-|
|                                  |ied him to the small town in Botcwana    |
|       _--''''--                  |that is the residence of the super ultra |
|      `  ` ``.' '                 |... fool                                 |
|     ;. . .' ;`. ;                |                                         |
|   _'  ; ` ` ;  l `_              |            \-\\|;;;;;;;;;;;;;/////////  |
|  ( `  ;  ;`; `;  ` )             | __    __ |  \\\\||||||\||||||||||||||// |
|  ;'```; ; .;  .;;;;;             ||  |  |  ||   \\|\;\;;;;\||;|;;;;;;||||/ |
|  .' '  ;..'  ;  `  .             ||__|  |__||    \\\\;;\\;;\;|||||||||||/  |
| ( ``   ;  ``' `.''' )            |  ________|    \\\;||\;\;\;|||||;;;;||/  |
| ;``-`_'_____`__-'-'''            | /        \____ \\||;;;;\;;;;\;;;;|||/   |
| ; ;  ;   ;  ;   ;  ;             |(  FUCK! look / \\  _-_ `\;\;;;;;;;| /   |
|  ; ; ;   ;  ;   ;  ;             ||at that fool|   ; /   \   `;;;;;;;;;/   |
|  ; ; ;   ;  ;   ;  ;             |(jumping with|   ;  ___ \  ..|;;;;;;;    |
|  ; ;  ;  ;  ;   ; ;              ||a parachute |   ; /   \   . __;;;;;;    |
|   ; ; ;  ;0 ;   ; ;              |(with holes  )   '/mm   \ . '   `;;;;    |
|   ; ; ;  ;| ;  ;  ;              | \__________/   / ( $;   ) .` `. ;;;;    |
|   ` `  ;  ;    ;  '              |               '   `-___'  .(   ;;;;|    |
|   ; ;  ;/|||\  ; ;               |          |   /            . `` ;;;;;    |
|    ; ; /|o o|\ ; ;               |          |  '               / '' ;;|    |
|    ; ;//| - |\\' ;               |          | (  (  )          `---. ;|    |
|     ;///|,-.|\\\ ;               |__  ____  |  `----'                ;;    |
|     ; ; ``-'' ;  ; __________    |  | |  |  |     |     _            ;|    |
|      ; ;_`-'_ ; ;  \         \   |  | |  |  |     |    / \           ;;    |
|      ; /-`-'-\; ;  ( AAAAAAAA )  |__| |  |  |     |   / / \          ;|    |
|       /       \;    \________/   |    |  |  |     |__/ /\  \          |    |
|      /  .      \                 |    |  |  |      |__/ / / )         |    |
|     /  /.    \_ \  |\__________  |    |  |  |          / / /       \  |    |
|   |////|      \  \ |           \ |`---------' _---    / / /         ) |    |
|   |  /' )___(\\\\ )| You fucking||`..........'       /_/ /         /  |    |
|   `-\\  ||||| \  | | liars. You ||                   |  /         /   |    |
|      '  `---' //-' | said the   ||                  `--'         /    |    |
|        /     \`    | airport,not||                  (           /     |    |
|       /   _   \    | a parachute||             _--  / .        /      |    |
|      /   / \   \   | with holes.||`...........'    /`-'       /|      |    |
|   __/`- /   \ `-\__ \           ||                (          / (  ;   |    |
|  :;;: `/     \' |;;| \_________/ |                 `-_______/-/ `'    /\--_|
|  |;;| /       \ |;;;             |                        _-- /|-____/ /   |
|  |;;|/         \|;;|             |                       /    `--_____/    |
|  `--'           `--'             |                      /                  |
|________________________________9_|_____________________________________10__|
| More because he hasn't had a good deed in    |after unhooking Shogoons     |
| six months and because he will finally be    |parachute, Super Aski helped |
| thrown out from the Independant SuperHero    |him to get up...             |
| Club in a month than because of his humanity,|                             |
| Super Aski, not having the slightest idea of |                             |
| what's going to happen to him, ran to be the | ________                    |
| first one who will help 'youknowwho' who was |/        \                   |
| falling from the sky...                      |) C'mon   \ \||||||/ ________|
|___________/       ___________                |( get up!  \ )/\ `;; |       |
|          |       /           \               | \________/\ o,o  ;; /what   |
| _   _   _|/|    / Yo, man! Are)              |             /    ;;< king of|
||_| |_| |_ /    ( you ok?     /               |  ------_   (__    ;|a stupid|
|          |      \____________\               | / woof. `--_|_    ;|helmet  |
| _   _   _|/|                  \\||//         |/ you are so/|-' / ;|is that?|
||_| |_| |_ /                    /o;|          | fucking   / (__/ .; \_______|
|          |                    (_ ;|          |\ heavy!  /  .--) `-`        |
|   ____   |  /                  |- |          | \_______/   + `--'  \       |
|   |  |   | /                   `| |          |-          -"         \      |
|   |  |   |/                    .---.         |---   =_ _"`  |        \     |
|`---------'    BUMP!       _    |(")|         |---- (  "    _-    \    )    |
|   _        _             / )   /  )|\        |---/`(  )__-" `    /   /     |
|  / |___.-.` `.           `/`--'  / | \       |--/   `'-`--__|  _/   /      |
| /  \  .   ``  ;            \___-"  |\ \_     | _-           ` | `. /|      |
|| \  \l `  ```;;;___/`\         |---| \( )    |(  |) _        ``   )||      |
|`-'\ l   `'  ; ; ;__ `; ------- /   ) '`''    | ___ /   )    /  `'`__       |
|    ; `.' ` ;  ;;;  `'         /  / \         | \  /   /    / /      """---"|
|   ;  `.' ` ``  ;    _______  (  / \ \        |  \    /    / /              |
|  (   ;    `/\./    /______/   \ \  \ \_      |  `.  / `---\/    \          |
|   ``-----;/\ \                 \ \  \/ )))   |   \_'       \     \         |
|             \ -.              (___)(__///    |              \     \        |
|              (  )                            |               \  --'""___   |
|_______________`'___________________________  |                \         "" |
|                                              |                 `_          |
|___________________________________________11_|__________________________12_|
|after fifteen minutes of slaping in the face, Shogoon finally came to his   |
|secnes. Super Aski was hillarious from joy that we will not have to give a  |
|blowjob to the president to remain in the Club.   __________________________|
|                                                  |                         |
|                                       __         |Shogun than realised     |
|             ____________________     /  \        |where he is...           |
|            /                    \    `-'\\       |           ________      |
| \\||||||/ / And when they ask you\      //       |   __    _/        \_    |
| \||||||/ (  who helped you, what  )   _||__      |  /  \  /  YOU ARE   \   |
|  ;;;      \   will you say?     _/   /\\\\\\     | (  /\\ \ SUPER ASKI! )  |
|  ;;  (\\   \  _________________/     \  \\\\\    |  `-' \\ \ __________/   |
|  ; ` `' \  /_/                       /(' \\\\    |      // |/  ___________ |
|  ;( )  __)          ___________     (__ \\\\\\   |    _//_    /           \|
|  ;(-   _|         _/           \_    |_ \\\\\\   |   ///\\\_ ( I just have |
|  :    /|         /  Super Aski,  \__   \ \\\\\   |  //----_\\ \ to kill you|
|  | (  \_\       /  Super Aski,    _/  _/ \\\\\   |  //_  _ \\\ \  than I   |
|  |  \   |      |  I remembered,  |   |   \\\\\   |  /(  ( ) \\\ \  can go  |
| /|  |`  |      | just don't hit  |   | _.\\\\    |  //`| `  \\\\ \  home...|
|/ `-__'`-'    _ /\ me any more.. _/   `'     \    |  ` /     \\\\\ \        |
|         \   ( // \_____________/     /       \   |   (    /  \\\\\ \  _____|
|          \   \`// )                  |        \  |    `--'   \\\\\  | |    |
|        |  \ /\  //                   ;    `      |    `----'\ \\\\\ | |    |
| |      |   /  \_/                    ;     `   | |     |---'| \\\\\ /_/    |
|/|      |\     /                      ;     /`  / |     /____|  \\\\        |
| |      | \   /                       ;    //  /  |    (_____'  \\\         |
|           `-/                        ;   /   /   |    )        |\\\        |
|______________________________________ `\\`--'_13_|   (         /           |
|                                        / ///     |    `-------'|           |
|           !?                           _         |       |     |           |
|                      _____            (_\\       |______________________14_|
|      \\||||||||/   _/     \_            //       | And now a message from  |
|       \\||||||/   /  well   \_          \\       | our sponsor...          |
|   __  ;;;'  `//  | if you are \       /\\\\\\    |                         |
|  /  \ ;;;  _ |   | Super Aski, \     ;_ \\\\\\   | The Mental Institution  |
| ( A? );;\ (o)\   | we'll be done\   /`o)\\\\\\\  | of CHC KRP is giving    |
|  \___\;;)     \   \ in a notime/\\ (__  \\\\\\\  | away luxurious apartmant|
|       ;;    `-_)   \__________/  `   |__ \\\\\/  | spaces in it's yard.    |
|       |;    __                        __)\\\\\   | Send a short biography  |
|       |    |_|                       (  _\\\\/   | with a proof of illness |
|      _| .     \               \\      `-|     \  | to 'Mental institution, |
|     /    \     ) ______________\\_---  / __    ) | CHC King Richard Pussy' |
|    /  `___`-_-'  \______________|||| |  /  \   | | p.o.box. 69,            |
|                                //`--  \/   /   | | 6969 Bocwana."          |
|______________________________________________15__|______________________16_|
|but, our hero used some of his brains still in the| and so Crazy Shogoon    |
|thing he calls head...                            |looked and looked for    |
|                   ____________        __         |Super Aski and died of   |
|       /  \      _/            \_     (_\\        |old age on the end. As   |
|      :|__|:    |  but I'm not   \      //        |you could see, Super Aski|
|      :;  `:    |  Super Aski, I'm\     \\__      |saved himself, but he    |
|   ___` o \'__  | a cow. Super Aski)  /\\\\\\     |lost a witness that he   |
|  (__      \_ ) | wen't that way! /  ;_ \\\\\\    |saved anybody so he had  |
|     ;       \_  \           ____/  /`o)\\\\\\\   |to renew his membership  |
|     ;   \     )  \  _______/      (__  \\\\\\\   |the hard way...          |
|     \    \    ;  /_/                |_  \\\\\/   |                         |
|     |_    |   ;                       \ \\\\\    |The swamp monster which  |
|    // \_' `---;                     (\/_\\\\/    |apeared in the title ate |
|   /      \___|               \\      `-|     \   |three tosters and ran    |
|  |         |    ______________\\_---  / __    )  |away, and our hero didn't|
|  /         |\   \______________|||| |  /  \   |  |stop him because he...   |
| /    /     | \          _____ //`--  \/    )  |  |destroyed the telegram   |
|/    /      |  \      __/     \__   \      /   |  |which should have infor- |
|\    \      |   \    /   A? aha, \/| \    /    |  |med him about that.      |
| \    \/\___ \   \  / thankyou. I'm \ `--'     |  | I hope we'll see you    |
|  \__/    __) \ /  ( going after him then         | in the next episode.    |
|____\    \_____________________________________17_|______________________18_|
      `-_\/
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|                                                                            |
| Because of all the positive reactions consearning a known character from   |
| our mini-series, and also because of the temporary lack of KASSANDRA episo-|
| des on the Botswana national TV (they bought only 89 and 1/2), the fierce  |
| hero Super Aski was found on the National Botcwana Channel Numero Due      |
| talking about his interesting job to all the unhappy children in the world.|
|                                                                            |
|                                                                            |
|                                                                            |
|                   \\||||/    __________________________                    |
|                    | |||   _/                          \                   |
|                    /o  |   \  ...and so I told him that|                   |
|           ||//    (_   |    |     but he just looked at|                   |
|         _/\  //    |_  |    |     me strangely and I   |                   |
|  __   _/    __|    _/  |__  |     had to explane it to  \_                 |
|  ||  / |  (\//)    ) / /||  |     him all over again. It's\                |
|  || /  | \/\ /)    \/  \||   \_   strange how people never |               |
|  ||/    \/\/ / _/\ _)   ||    |   understand my jokes...   |               |
|  ||      \/ /--_(/\_/  )||     \                          _|               |
|  ||    |   /     \   _/ ||      \________________________/                 |
|  ||    |\_/_______\_/   ||    ________________________________             |
|  ||    |(__________)\___|| |\/                                \            |
|  ||   /    \   /    \___||  \ did I mention that this is my   |            |
|  ||         | |`'       ||  | first time in five years on TV. |            |
|  ||\______/ | |  \_|/__/||  | They told me I was boring the   |            |
|  |_______|  | |   ______ |  | last time. Imagine - I'm boring. \__________ |
|  ||     ||  | |  ||     ||  | And from than on, they won't let me appear  \|
|  ||     ||  | |  ||     ||  | on TV. I really don't know why...           ||
|  ||     ||  | |  ||     ||   \____________________________________________/|
|  ||     ||  | |  ||     ||                                                 |
|                                                                            |
|_________________________________________________________________________1__|
|                                    | ___________                           |
| Tv show host, really just a low    |/           \                          |
| budget version of Larry King, tryed|  AAAAAA... /                          |
| to make this show at least a bit   |        ___/                           |
| interesting before the end and save|  whell.|                              |
| a chance to have a job tomorrow... |        | \\\\\||||||||||||||/         |
|                                    |  mmm..  \ \\\\|||||||||||////         |
|                                    |\_________\ \\\\|||||||||///\          |

|               __________________   |   ______    \\||||||||||////          |
|    |||||||   /                  |  | _/      \   |  __   |||||/            |
|   ||||||||| | Allright man, stop|  |/ I can't \  | /__\   ||||             |
|   |||:::''| | talking for god's \_ | think of |  / (o )   _|||             |
|   |||:  _ / |  sake... Tell us   | | anything / /  `--'  / |||             |
|   |||  /_\|  \ something about   | |right now| /         :||||             |
|   |||; (_o|   | some of your hero| |\______ _/(          `-|||             |
|   |:."    \   | acts, I'm sure   | |      ||_  `--'        |||             |
|   |:_'     \  | you have done a  | |      \__\   |___      |||             |
|   |:        ) | lot of interesti-| |                 \      ||    _______  |
|   |:     __/  | ng things...     | |              __ |      || __/       \_|
|   |    _  |  _|               ___/ |              | \|       | \ could you |
|   |   | \_/  \_______________/     |              |      /   | /  give me  |
|   |   |___                         |             /      /    | \ some help |
|   |       |`. .`````````````````.  |            /      /     |  |with this |
|   / `     |  . like hell he did    |            \ \   /|     |  |question  |
|  /  \_____/   `.................'  |             \ ' /_|\_/  |__ \_________|
|  \       \                         |              \_/  \_____/             |
|________________________________2___|____________________________________3__|
|                           |                      |                         |
| after the interview|\_|__|| Flight 115 from Botc-|     _______________     |
|was succesfully over|\|__|_| wana succesfully lan-|   _/               \___ |
|                    |\_|__|| ded on the Airport of|  / Did I say something \|
|    !? _            |\|__|_| the sanitary company | ( wrong again?          |
|      ( )           |\_|__|| "King Richard youknow|  \__________________ __/|
|   \\\ \\           |\|__|_| what a few moments   |                    //   |
|   \` \ ||          |\_|__|| later.               |/////////////////// ' ///|
|  /\o  )_|          |\|__|_|         _   `        |`------------------------|
| |_/\'__ \          ||_|__||   ; `._/ /\_  '      |\          !?            |
|   \____  \    BUMP!|||__|_|  :   /  /  / `   _   ||                        |
|       \   )        ||_|__||   ; /.'/  /_ .' / \  ||     \||||||||||/ ______|
|        / /\__      _||__|_|    /  /  // \__/ / \ |/ /\   \||||||||/ /      |
|        \ \   |    / |_|__||   / _/  / |  ___/ \/ | /____ \|      |// And   |
|         \/\-|| /\/ -||__|_|  /_/ \_// \ \        |/  --__ ((o)(o))/ what's |
|         / / _| \ \/||_|__|| //   _/  //\ \___    |        | /    ||  that  |
|         \/      \/ |||__|_| |  _/\___/  \__  |   |        | `--' || fucking|
|... our            _||_|__|| |_/ \ \  |   | | |   |        |  --  | \ smell |
|brave            _|\\||__|_|   | |`')||   | `_|   |        | /--\ |  \______|
|super hero     _|\_|_|_|__|| __|  \/ ||   /______ |__////_)________(_\\\\___|
|prooved that _|\_|   ||__|_|   | \  //|  /\       |--\\\\------------////---|
|he can fly  |\_|     |_|__||   |  ||  | /\        |   `'''          ````    |
|just like his|_______||__|_|   |_||| _|/\         |__  __  __  __  __  __  _|
|collegue Superman.         |    \_____/\          |||  ||  ||  ||  ||  ||  ||
|________________________4__|___________________5__|______________________6__|
|                            |                     | and in a trashcan near  |
|Just when our hero managed  |... a telephone rang!| by...                   |
|to break free and get out of|                     |                         |
|the dangerous container,    |                     |   AAA!? TELEPHONE!!!    |
|taking with him a lot of    |                     |I knew that they'll call |
|odourous particles...       |                     |back. Every-  ______     |
|                            |                     |body told me (//////)    |
|                  \||||/    |                     |not to hope,  )////(     |
|                   | .|     |           Ring!     |but It      __-/////-__  |
|          _   `    |   )    |          _   `      |worked.    (///////////) |
|    ; `._/ /\_  '`.| `|  '  |    ; `._/ /\_  '    |I AM RICH! (///////////) |
|   :   /  /  / ` . |  _)`   |   :   /  /  / `     |I don't    //  \  /  \\/ |
|    ; /.'/  /__.' `|--\ .'_ |    ; /.'/  /__.'    |have to    | ,-.   ,-. | |
|     /  /  /   .  /|  \  ( \|     /  /  /   .     |live in    |( o \ ( o )| |
|    / _/  /`  /| | | \ \_/ ||RING! _/  /`  /|     |a trashcan | `-'/  `-' | |
|   /_/ \_/ .'/ | | |  \_  / |   /_/ \_/ .'/ |     |any more.  |   (   _   | |
|  //   _/   /  |  \\\_|--'  |  //   _/   /  |     |I'm RICH!  |..\.`_'./..| |
|  |  _/\___/   |   |`-|     |  |  _/\___/ RING!   |I'll buy   |..|\.../|..| |
|  |_/ \ \  |  ||   \| |     |  |_/ \ \  |  ||     |a hotel.../|..|\___/|..| |
|    | |`')|| |||   || |     |    | |`')|| |||     |No, I'll   /..|     |..|\|
|  __|  \/ |||| /___||`)     |  __|  \/ |||| /____ |buy two    /\..\___/../\ |
|    | \  //|| /\  / | |     |    | \  //|| /\     |hotels...   /\......./\  |
|    |  ||  | /\   \ | |_    | RING! ||  | /\      |             /|......|\  |
|    |_||| _|/\     \(___)   |    |_||| _|/\       |Where did    /|..  ..|\  |
|     \_____/\               |     \_____/\        |I leave that /`--'`--'\  |
|                            |                     |damned phone? ||||||||   |
|                            |                     |                         |
|__________________________8_|__________________9__|_____________________10__|
|                              |                    \                        |
| but, it seems that our hero  | ... it was in that  |                       |
| still hasn't learned what a  | trach can there...  |                       |
| telephone is and what it's   |           __________/                       |
| for... Anyway, the apetite   |__  ______/ _________                        |
| worked again...              |  \/  _    /         \__                     |
|                              |    _/ \_  |Yo, man,have\     !?             |
|          \|||||/             |   (_  __) |you seen a   |                   |
|           |  ||/             |   (_____) |telephone   _/    \||||/         |
|           |o ||              |    |  o\  |anywhere ? |       /o | UMMM...  |
|  RING!   ( _ (| MMM...       |    ( . _) /___________/      (_  |          |
|           |   |              |    /`..|                      |.s|          |
|/\/\_     /s)  |              |   / \_\_)                MMM  (_/s_         |
|    /    /s(_ || THIS IS ONE  |  / /  \   /\                  /   s\        |
|   /    (s/ /  \ FUCKING      |- |  | |\_(\ | -------------  /`--'s \ ------|
|  /     s \| __|   GREAT      |  |  | |   \_/          GULP!/     s\/\      |
| RING! s \ |(  )    SANDWICH! |  |  \_|\__/                 |\/    s\.\     |
|/     s __\|/ /|              |  \//' \   ___________       |||    |s\ \    |
|\____s_(  ___/ |              |   |\__)   \          \___   |||____| s(_)__ |
| \     |_) |   |              |  /    |   | I still hear |  `_)____||\  |   |
|  \__  |   \___/              | /  \   \  | it ringing!, |    ||   || \     |
|RING!  |   |___|              |/   /\   ) |______________|    ||   ||  \    |
| \ o|  |   |   |              |   / /  /                      | |  |||\ \   |
|  \_/  |   |   |              |                                     |||  \  |
|__________________________11__|_________________________________________12__|
|                              |                                             |
|And so our brave hero, by pure|Not without casualties, not without tears,but|
|accident, rescued a homeless  |succesfull, Super Aski managed to crawl to   |
|from the great trouble that   |his apartmant in the center of the small town|
|could overcome him if he got  |in notrh Botcwana. Just when he thought that |
|there in time to answer that  |he will rest a bit, the town was struck by a |
|call. Now he won't have to    |terrible disaster... from an unnamed river,or|
|decide if he wants one or two |beter to say a stream, the old mutant ninja  |
|hotels... But, the interesting|fish came to surface and headed downtown to  |
|thing is that that bump was   |collect his pension. City authorities once   |
|not really greatfull for this |again called for the help of their superhero.|
|good deed and decided to put  |                                             |
|this out on Super Aski who    |                                             |
|will have to get a new ID card|                                             |
|                              |           ..''''..   ... Super Aski's sign  |
|                              |          :        :  could once again been  |
|\||||__||||||_ |||/           |         :          :  seen above the sky of |
|\||||  |||||| \||/            |        :   .:::::   :  his hometown. Will he|
|\\|||  \||||| |///            |       :   ::    ::   : see it too and will  |
|\\ ____   ____ //  _____      |       ;   :: .`.::   :  the city regret this|
|  / __ \ / __ \|  /     \___  |      :    :: . ..;    : once again, when we |
||  /  \   /--\ | | WHAT    |  |       :   ::  '''    :   return. And now, a |
|| (----) ( O  )| | THE FUCK \_|       :   ``.....;   :`   few messages from |
||  \__/   \__/ | | IS WRONG  ||        :   `.....'  :  ._ ___  our sponsor. |
|| `....' |     | | WITH HIM? ||         :          :  .._)   /              |
||        \     | /__________/ |_________ :        :..'      /|              |
| \    (   )    /   __________________  |  ..    ...'_______/ |              |
| |     `-'    \  _/ and what is your \ |    ''''           | |              |
| |  /\_____/\  | \  fucking problem   ||     ______|       | |              |
| | /\/|_| \/ \ |  | also, fucking     ||    /      | _   _ | |              |
| | \  __     / |  | playwriters. Am I ||   /_______||_| |_|| |  _______     |
| |  \_||____/  |  / the hero in this  ||   |       |       | | /       /    |
|  \           /  / story or not? What's|   |       |       | |/_______/|    |
|   \_________/  / the point in screwing|   |       |       : ||      |      |
| _/          \_|up the hero like this?!|                                    |
|________________\__________________13__|_________________________________14_|
|                                                                            |
| The sponssor of this episode is the nursery in the clynical hospital center|
| "King Richard Pussy" north Botcwana.If you don't want your baby to be born |
| like all the other babyes, leave the birth to us. In the last year we had  |
| 516 casec of siameese twins, 805.6 children without arms, 31.12 children   |
| without nose or eyes and 60 babyes with none or more than one sex organs.  |
| The speciality of the house is giving birth by butchering, at a cost of    |
| only 13 dollars a baby.                                                    |
|________________________________________________________________________15__|
|                                                                            |
| Because, to our _------_     After a few hours drive, Super Aski noticed   |
|regret,  Super  /        \    the mutant fish heading for the Bocwa Bank.   |
|Aski saw the   |          |                                                 |
|sign on the sky|          |                                                 |
|he rushed, as  |     ____ |                        |                        |
|happy as he can|_  _/    \|               |        |                        |
|be because    /    | __  __               |        |          ||||||        |
|someone fina-|     |( o)| o)  __________________________      ||||||        |
|llu caled him|     | \/  \/  |                          \    / \||/ \       |
|jumped in his\_    |   (__)  |Yo chick,why are you alone |  |        |      |
|car and rushed \___/ __  \  /___________________________/   | |    O |      |
|to save the     |   /_/\_/                                  | |   _ o|      |
|banking system  |  |   |_|     ___________|        |        | |  /\\_/      |
|of Nth.Botcwana |  | |        /           \        |        | |  \ \_/      |
|                |  | |       / not that... |       |        |  \  |         |
|                |  | \_     /               \_     |         \     \/|      |
|The hat on his  || |   |   /  Yo mutant fish. \_______        |    __|      |
|head isn;t there|| \___/| /__     ... would you       |       ||-|-|        |
|because of the  ||      /   | fuckin stop for a minute|      _/|-|_ \       |
|great speed of  | \__ `'\   | I can't push this   ____|     _/-|-    \      |
|AskiMobile, but |   |\__/   |  shit any more!     |        /||- _/  \|      |
|so that the     |    \       \____________________/       / ||-|     |   ___|
|people wouldn't_|  \_/                    |        |     |  ||-|    /|  / //|
|notice his  __//|   |\\__                 |        |     |  ||- \   \|  \_ /|
|thorn out  /   \`---'/   \                |        |     |  ||-  \   \__/ \ |
|hair...  _/     \---/     \_              |        |      \ ||-|- \        ||
|        /                   \             |        |       \||-|-|-\       ||
|       /       ______        \   ___      |        |        ||-|-|-|\_____/ |
|      |    /\_/______\_/\     | |   |     |        |        ||-|-|-|-|      |
|      \  // /__\    /__\ \\   | |   |     |       /|        ||-|-|-|-|      |
|      \ /    \ \\  // /    | /  |   |     |      / |        ||-|-|-|-|      |
|      \ /     ) \\//  (    | |  |   |     |     /  |         \|-|-|- /      |
|       \\     ) /||\  (    |/   |   |     |    /   |         /|-|-|-|       |
|        \\____///||\\ \___/     |   |     |   /    |         ||-|-|-|       |
|           /\_//_||_\\_/\\      |   |     |  /     |        /\/\/ \/\       |
|          ///|\__||__/ |\\\     |   |     | /      |       /     |   \      |
|         ____ |  ||   |____  ___|___|_____|/       |____  |     /     \     |
|        /    \   ||   /    \                              |     | \    \    |
|       / ____ \__||__/ ____ \                             |    // |\  \ \   |
|       \ \   |/      \|   / /                             ||  |\   \_  \ \  |
|       /\ \  /   __   \  / /\                             ||  |   /\ \ /  ) |
|      |  \ \/   /  \   \/ /  |            ___        ___  ||  |  /  //   /  |
|      |   \/   /_||_\   \/   |           /   \      /   \ ||  | /  //   /   |
|    |_|    \   \_||_/   /    |_|    __  /  _  \    /     \/   |/ _/    /    |
|    |_|    |\          /|    |_|   /  \/  / |  \__/     \     | /  /  /     |
|    | |:   | \________/ |   :| |   \     |   \        /  \_/  | \ \  __-_   |
|      |`--'|            |`--'|      \    /    \  __/ / \      /  \     _ )  |
|       \__/              \__/        \__/      \____/   \____/    \_____/   |
|_______________________________________________________________________16___|
| Clearly annoyed by past events, our hero   | but, the fish didn't give up  |
| went for the agressive approach.   ________|  ____________    so easily.   |
|                          |         |       | /            \                |
|         _______          |         |       ||  FUCK YOU!  |                |
|      __/       \         |         |       || you asshole |                |
|     /           \      __________________  |/  some hero, |   ||||||       |
|    /             |    /                  \ | picking on   \   ||||||       |
|   |              |   ( Where the fuck do | | old fellows in| / \||/ \      |
|   |      _______ |  _/ you think you are | | the streets.. ||        | ___ |
|   |     /       \/ /_  going? I'll kick  | |____________  _/| O      | |   |
|  _/_  __) ____  _\   | the living shit   | |        _   ||  |o _     | |   |
| |     |  |  _| |-|   | out of you now... | |       (|)   `  \_//\    | |   |
| |     |  \ (o| |o|   | Just 'till I lay  | |       (/)      \_/ /    | |   |
| |     | \_\__|  \/   | my hand on you ___/ |       ( )         |     | |   |
| |     |   \__ (__)   \_______________/     |       ( )      |\/     /  |   |
| |     |   __             |         |       |       / \\     `__    |   |   |
| |     |  / /\__/| ___    |    //   |       |      / /)/       |    |   |   |
| |_    |  \ \/||/ |  |    |   //    |       |      \  //      / _   \_  |   |
|   \___|  |   |   |  |    |  //     |      _|_      \  \     / / \   \\ |   |
|      /   |    \_ |  |    | //      |     | | |      \  \    |/   )  |_)|   |
|     / \   \____/ |  |    |//       |     | | |     | \  \___/\   |  |( |   |
|   _/\ |        | ________|/        |_____| | ________ \   |`    /   | )|__ |
|   _/\  \       |                           |/        \ \    \__/   / /|    |
| _/  \\  \__    |                           | Eh, when \ \____/    /:  |    |
|/     \\   \____/_                          | I was     /\ /      / `_'|    |
|       \\____/    \                         | young.... / /       \  | |    |
|                            ``````````````` |__________/                    |
|_______________________________________17___|___________________________18__|
|                                                  |                         |
| It seems that Super Asky made mutant fish angry. | But that, of course, did|
|                                                  | not scare our hero..... |
|                                                  |                         |
|       \\\\\\|||||//////                          |        _______________  |
|        \\\\\|||||/////    __________________     |       /               \ |
|         \\\\|||||////    /                  |    |      |  Aaa.. I'm sorry\|
|         /\\\|||||///\   |                   |    |      | is this  322891? |
|        /             \  | If you don't move |    |      |  It seems I have |
|       / __         __ \ |  from there right |    |      \____dialed a wrong|
|      /  | \       / |  \ \  now and dissape-|    |       _____\___number...|
|     |  _|  \     /  |_  | | ar from my life |    |     _/     \_  \___   __|
|     |  |  /`\   /'\  |  | | I'll kick those |    |    /         |    _| |  |
|     | /   \_/   \_/   \ | | teeth still in  |    |   |          |   /___|  |
|     | \  ___|   |___  / | | your mouth out. |    |   |          |          |
|     |  \/ __ o o __ \/  | | ________________/    |   |       ___|    ____  |
|     |    /\ \___/ /\  _/  | |                    |   |_    _/ __|   /    \ |
|      \_ |\/\_   _/\/| |   | |                    |   /     |  (o|  | I'll ||
|       | | \_|\_/|_/ | |   | |                    |  |      |   "\  |be off||
|       | |_  \_|_/  _| | _/ _|                    |  |      |     \ | now. ||
|       |   \_     _/   |  \/  _______________     |  |      |    `_) \  __/ |
|        \__ |     | __/     _/               \_   |  |      |  __|   _||    |
|          | |_____| |     _/  I've been waiting\  |  |      | |`'    \_|    |
|       __/| |_| |_| |\__  \_  for five months to| |   \     |  \/|          |
|   ___/_| |   \_/   | |_\__ | collect this pens-| |    \____/    |          |
|      |_|  \_     _/  |_|   | ion and no one is | |      |        \         |
|      |_|    \___/    |_|    \going to stop me /  |      |    \    \        |
|      |_/\_         _/\_|    |now.       ______|  |    _/\___`-\___/        |
|       \_/|\_______/|\_/     \___________|        |   /  \___\__/ \_        |
|         \/|||||||||\/                            |  /       \___/  \       |
|______________________________________________19__|______________________20_|
|                                                                            |
|And so Super Aski courageously fled from the mortal combat and left staight |
|to the dentist center of Clinical Hospital center "King Richard youknowwhat"|
|where they implanted some artificial teeth and moved the hair from his but  |
|to his head so he can look normal again in the next episode. The old mutant |
|ninja fish peacefully collected his pension from the Bocwa Bank and returned|
|to his unnamed stream. Bocwa  bank was on the edge of bankroupcy for on that|
|same day the only account with cash in it was emptyed, but more of that some|
|other time. We leave you again to read this episode once more....           |
|_________________________________________________________________________21_|
|_____________________________________________________________KRAJ___________|







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|                |                      Another hot day in Central Africa....|
|              --|--                    Well this day, except having the     |
|     _          |                      highest temperature in 58.2 years has|
|     O    _  ---|---  _      _ _       another thing about it - its the last|
|    /|)  /_     |     _\     /\|       day of the year. In the city, that we|
|     |\ //  ----|----  \\   ()-()      all already know of, people are      |
|   \   //       |       \\             preparing for the new year fiest.    |
|   o  //     ---|---     \\            Due to the low budget of this comic  |
| `/\ //         |         \\           people are bying cheap plastique     |
|  \/`\\__ _O_ ____________//    `''    replicas of xmas trees instead of    |
|  ||  \__'( )\____________/    ``.|    real ones in the newly built market  |
|          `-'                  `' -'   place put up by "Serbian Wood INC.." |
|          | \                   | /                                         |
|                               /_ |                                         |
|                              //\ |\                                        |
|                  `\'     ___(_)? |\\                                       |
|             `\'    \____/      | )                                         |
|         `\'   \____/ \        //\\                                         |
|          _\___/ \    '\`     //_//_                                        |
|         /  \    '\`          |_\__\                                        |
|            '\`                                                             |
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|__________________________________________________________________________1_|
|                      ______________________|                               |
|In the super hitech  |       ___         |  |    /___________ Super Aski got|
|apartment of our hero| _____/   \______  |  |    | _________| up and headed |
|everything is like   |  \         / \  | |  |    | //      || for to the    |
|normal. Our hero is  ||_/        / ' \ | |  |     //       || kitchen to get|
|at sleep at  the     || s s     | / \ || |  |    // ..||   || some ice for  |
|moment, but he will  || s s     |  s  || |  |   // |||.'   || the bump on   |
|soon wake up with a  || s s  __  \\ s/ | |  |  //  ||| _)  || his head from |
|horrible headache    ||_____/  \__\_/s_| |  |  ||  || (. __|| the freezer.  |
|caused by another    |`--------------s   |  | _||  ||  |_||||               |
|drop-off object from |_____________   s__|  |(  |   | |'\ ) |               |
|his malfunctioning   |             /\s      |( \___/   \| \||               |
|air condition unit.  |             \ \/\    |\_         \ | |               |
|                     |              \o_/    |  `---    |  |                 |
|The heat in Super-   |              | |     |  ||  |   |\_/                 |
|Askis apartment is   |              \_\     |  ||/ |   |                    |
|unbarable. When he   |              ___     |      `---'                    |
|wakes up he will     |          ___/\  \    |_____________________________3_|
|notice that his bed  |         /    |\ \\   |                               |
|is soaked in sweat   |        /    \\|\_/   |The only thing he could find in|
|and other bodily     |______ /   __/\ |//   |the freezer was an alarm clock.|
|fluids.                     /`  (  o   //   |                               |
|                           /  ` /`'    /\\  |                               |
|     ___________________  /    /-_     /`'  | __________________________    |
|  __/           _______/ |   _/`_/    /mm   | ||                      ||    |
| /  EEW!@       \_       |  (_       /mmam  | ||                      ||    |
|/ WHAT is this?   \      |___(_     /mmassm | ||      ___   ___       ||    |
| Fucking aircond.  |______/ ___/\__//mmmssmm| ||    _/   \ /   \_     ||    |
| doesnt work.     |||    _/       /mmmmss mm| ||    |    /+\    |     ||    |
| Hope the freezer |||             \ mmmmmmmm| ||    \ ___\_/___ /     ||    |
| still works...   |||    `         \ mmmmmmm| ||      |       |       ||    |
| And whats that   |||     ``-- /   |mmmm mm | ||     / 11 12 1 \            |
| awful smell ?    /||__________|   |_mm_m_mm| ||    | 10    __2 | GODDAMN!! |
|_________________/|||----------|   /--------| ||    |     .-'   |  only half|
|_______________________________|   |______2_| ||    | 9   |   3 |  past two |
|                                            | ||    |     |     |     __    |
|Super Askis trained super hero ear noticed  | ||     \ 8  |  4 /      ||    |
|strange sounds from the bedroom...          | ||    //|_7_6_5_|\\     ||    |
|Actually, because of all dried leftovers and| ||___//___________\\____||    |
|breadcrumbs, any kind of movement could be  | --------------------------    |
|heard, even by a deaf guy.   _______________|____________________________4__|
|                            |                                               |
|                            |In order to understand the geopolitical message|
| Ther's something in there! |in the previous pucture, we bring you the front|
| But this is my SECRET place|page of tomorrows edition of a local erotic    |
| noone knows that I live    |magazine.                                      |
| here... except my landlord,|  _____________________________________________|
| the paperboy, the police   | /.............................................|
|   ,.......... those two    ||.______ __        ___  ___          ___      .|
|    \||||||||/ hookers aroun||.  ||   __ ||  | ||   //  \   || | ||   ||  |.|
|    ||||'' //  the corner   ||.. ||   || ||\/| ||_  \\__    ||\| ||_  ||  |.|
|    |||' /\|   and my dealer||.. ||   || ||\/| ||       \   ||\| ||   \\/\/.|
|    ||' _/\|   but still,   ||.. ||   || ||  | ||__ \\__/   || | ||__  |/\ .|
|    |/\ \_o|   this place is||..     ____    __    __         __           .|
|    |(|    `   secret, who  ||...... || |   /  \  /   ||  |  /  \ || | .....|
|    |\/  `__)  could it be? ||...... ||_|_ ||  | ||   ||  | ||__| ||\| .....|
|    ||    _|                ||...... ||  | ||  | ||   \\/\/ ||  | ||\| .....|
|    ||   |-'                ||...... ||__|  \__/  \__  |/\  ||  | || | .....|
|    |    |_                 ||..............................................|
|    | \_   |                ||..............................................|
|   _|  |    \               ||..SCANDAL:....................................|
|  / \___\___/               ||..Super Aski has a right profile..............|
|                            ||..............................................|
|__________________________5_||All.presumptions.that.Bocwanas.Super.Hero.does|
|                            ||not.have.a.second.profile.have.today.been.....|
| And now some messages from ||prooved.wrong..Reffering.to.the.words.of.the..|
| our sponsor... This issue  ||foreign.minister,.it..will.surely.effect.our..|
| has no sponsor, therefore  ||economy.and.increase.the.supplyment.of..our...|
| no messages!               ||stores.with.goods.of.large.consumtion!........|
|_______________________5.5__||____________________________________________6_|
|                                             |                              |
|                              Super Aski     |For our reades that had a     |
|____________________________ bravely sneaked |rough childhood, here goes a  |
| ||    |                  || to the door     |explanation...                |
| ||    |            ______|| and peeked in to|                              |
| ||    |            |  || || see what is goin| The chubby old man with the  |
| ||    |            |  || || on in his room. |big red sack ain' no stand-in |
| ||    |    _o_     |  || ||                 |actor who happened to be there|
| ||    |   (|||     |  || || He saw a chubby |during the shooting. He comes |
| ||    |   )o |     |__||_|| old man, wearing|frequently every year when he |
| ||    |  (_,,\           || an red overall  |gets enough cash for gas.     |
| ||____|__ s s|\_         || and a big sack. |No, its not Lesley Nielsen    |
| ||      /sss-_! )        ||                 |between to movie shootings,   |
| ||      _ss__ !!         ||                 |its a retired samatarian      |
| ||     / \_   !!!        ||                 |well known to the public,     |
| ||____/\_   / !!!!       ||                 |but his name will remain      |
| ||     / `-'  !!!! ______||                 |unknown til' the end...       |
| ||____/   |  //!!!       /\                 |                              |
| || ||     \  \\ `  .\\  (_ \                |                              |
| ||/||     _\  \\ .\\\\\  |( \               |Super Aski did not quite see  |
| || || ___(_____| \\\\\\\ | \ \              |what this old man was really  |
| || __/   \______  \\\\\\\|| \ \             |doing, and he saw his chance  |
| ||/  THIEF!     \__\\\\\\\   | \            |to stop a real criminal.      |
| || He must have been\\\\``\ _| /            |Because he realized the danger|
| || around the whole  \\\  \/   |            |of old people in the previous |
| || neighbourhood!,  /  \__/\   \            |issue, he simply used whatever|
| ||_look at the size of that sack!_____/_____|necessary to stop a thief, in |
|                                             |this case an AK-47.           |
|__________________________________________7__|___________________________8__|
|He thought of his recent birthday gift, a    |                              |
|'in case of emergency brake glass' frame.    |                              |
| _____________________________________       |                              |
| \___________________________________\\      |                              |
| \||                                 ||      |                              |
| \||             AK-47 KALASHNIKOV!  ||      |                              |
| \||                                 ||      |    this space was supposed   |
| \||  ___```````________----________ ||      |                              |
| \||  |________________ ____       | ||      |  to be for our EPP sponsor   |
| \||    |______-     ---(_'_\ /    | ||      |                              |
| \||                         \ `-' | ||      |    who stopped sponsoring us |
| \||                          \____| ||      |                              |
| \||                                 ||      |  because of the hideously low|
| \||     IN CASE OF EMERGENCY        ||      |                              |
| \||                                         |    sales of issue #3         |
| \||        BREAK GLASS      \|||||||/       |                              |
| \||                          ||||||||       |  So it will remain empty.... |
| \||_________________________ ||||||||       |                              |
|    ________________________  ||||||||       |                              |
|   / AAAAAA.... the     ___/  ||||||||       |                              |
|   | right thing at    /      ||||||||       |                              |
|   | at the right time|       ||||||||       |                              |
|   |__________________/       `||||||'       |                              |
|                           ____|    |____    |                              |
|                          /    \____/    \   |                              |
|                         /                \  |                              |
|__________________________________________9__|___________________________10_|
|Super Aski cut his hand while     ______/                        |          |
|breaking the frame glass, but he /        FREEZE grandpa'!",     |          |
|sucessfully removed the gun and |or i'll blow yer fucking brain  |          |
|sneaked in to ambush the old man|allover this bedroom!           |          |
|                                |       _________________________|          |
|                                 `-\   /                     _______________|
|            ____                    \ |                     /               |
|          _/    \                    \|        \||||||||/  /I know who you  |
|         /       \                             \\|||||||| / are and what you|
|        /|       |     _______________          \|'   `|||do, its xmas and  |
|       //|______ /    /               \          |_/\ _|||everyone is at    |
|      o-'|/  _  |    / Hoo, wait a sec |         |(o/ ( ||dinners and       |
|         |\ (_o /   | chill dood,      |         /    |_||visiting their    |
|         |/     \   |  but I am...    _|        (__'   |\|relatives, so you |
|         |)s  `-_)  |                /           |   ` ||| can come in here |
|         |:ssssss    \ _____________/            |__  ;|||and steal stuff!  |
|         |::ss(_|s   /_|                         /\/   |||                  |
|         |:::sssss                              |  `  _||\___               |
|       _/\___sssss      ___     ______________   \___/  |____\______________|
|      /       sss \     |||_   /Thats why I  / __/\\____//   \    __________|
|     /       ssss  \    ||||  /never go to  / //   \____/     \  /          |
|    |         ss \ |    ||||  |parties!!!  / /             \   \/ Now ya    |
|    |          s |  \__/'``| _|Well, noone| /    /          \   \gonna see  |
|    |   |        |    /\ ) | |has ever    |/_____|    __    |____\ hoo' ya  |
|    |   |        |    \ \  | |invited me, |_     /   /  \   \    / messin   |
|    |   |        |\____|-|/  |but thats   | |   /|  | /\_|  |\  |\with nigga|
|    |\  |         \          \ irrelevant | |  | |  \ `'    ||  |/Err,fuckin|
|    |   |         |           \___________/ (  \  \  \__/   |/  |\ shit the |
|    |   |         |                   PFF!   \_ \ |         / _/ / gun don' |
|    \   |\________|                  __________\...____----/ /_____ work!!! |
|    |\__\_________/                  |___________\\\__  `/   )    |\________|
|    /\__/        |                     |______-\___/---(_'   /    |         |
|   |  _!!!       |                                |      `''' `-' |         |
|  !!\__!! !    | |                                |        | \____|         |
|!!  !!  !!!    | |                                                          |
|________________________________________________________________________11__|
|despite the size      ,                                                     |
|the machine gun was    \||||||/          Much more careful than in the last |
|just special fx too     |  ``||         issue, our super hero has now       |
|advanced for Super      ~ ~  ||         gotten into a fight with an old man.|
|Askis brain.            o)o /||          Five months of watching Jackie Chan|
|                        /    )|         movies has payed off, and our stupid|
|              !?        (__ ` |         super hero is for the first time in |
|                         |_   |         cracking some skull                 |
|                         | \  |          ___________________________________|
|              __o        /_/  |         | Anyway, the old mans stomach was  |
|            _/   \      |    /          |way to big to keep him like that   |
|           //_   /_______\_/ |          |and the old man eventually got up. |
|          (  s\__\  |----\____|         |   _ _____    ____           __    |
|          (`-)  o/  |         \\        |   | |`\ ____/         |     ||    |
|          (`-)   \__|_         \\       |   | |  |              |_____||    |
|          s`-),s  )   /         |       |   | |  |             _/     \|    |
|          s|sss/`-    /         |\      |   | |  |    \|||||/ /  where \    |
|         _/sss(_     /          / \     |   | |  |     | /`| |ya goin?! \   |
|        / \ ssss   _ /       \_/   \    |   | |  |     |  o| |  ________/   |
|       /   \/ss'  / \/      /   \   )   |   | |  |     |'  _)/_/|     ||    |
|      / _/  \ss  /   \      /    \ '/   |   | |  |     | /\|    |     ||    |
|     / /     |  |     \__  /     | |    |   | |  |     /\`-\\   |     ||    |
|    / |      |  |        \_/     | |    |   | |  |    /  `_/ \  |     ||    |
|   /  |   \/    |   |      |     | |_   |   | |  |    |/    \ | |     ||    |
|  ||   \   \    |   |\     |    (\\= )  |   | |  |    |\ |   /|/|     ||    |
| |      \   \   |   | \___/      \\_/   |   | \\ |    |_\ \_ \ \|     ||    |
| (       \   \? |   ||    |           |||   | |\\|____/--\  | `'|     ||    |
|  \       \  /\ |   ||                \/|   | ||\|----'|| \/    |     ||    |
|___________________________________12___|_  | || | ||  ||   ||  |     ||    |
|                                          | | || | ||  ||   ||  |     ||    |
|When he kicked the shit out of the "thief"| | || | ||  ||   ||  |     ||    |
|the "thief" couldnt speak anymore, so then| | || | ||  ||   ||  |     ||    |
|it was automatically        ...   _o_     | | || | ||  ||   ||  |     ||    |
|cross examination time...  ////. /   \   -> | || | ||  ||   ||  |     ||    |
|Super Aski carried his    //` .// ____\   | | || | ||  ||  _||_//     ||    |
|trophy out to the balcony///;  .`'|||||   | |  \ | ||  ||_/----'      ||    |
| ______________________ /'.`' o'/|```||   | |   \|_||_/---'           || _  |
|/                  __/ |       | \o  ||   | |    `----'               ||/ \ |
|I want you to give|   _/     . | /    |   | |                __       || A| |
|me all the stuff  |  /\_   /\/`'`_'ss |   | |               / |       || A| |
|ya stole from me, / /   \  \      s- ss   | |              / _/   _   || A| |
|is that clear    / /      \/    _ss\/ss   | |              \/ \  /_)  || A| |
|punk?!?!        / /       \    /`'\ss-'   | |               \  \ ||   || A| |
|_______________/ /        /   |   '|s'|   | |              __\  \|`   || A| |
|                /        |\\  _\  '/--\   | |             /  \/ __`s  || !| |
|               /\     \  | \\/    |\`  )  | |          /\/  -  /   ss ||\ | |
|the terrified /\ \     \/   |    /     |  | |          \ \ /`     `\s   //  |
|and beaten___/__\ \_____\ `     / /  \ |  | |           \_/  \__   ss\      |
|old man   ------------|| \     / |    \|  | |               (\__/   s\/|    |
|couldnt say||    ||   ||  \___/ | \   ||  | |               (_| \ /|  o \   |
|a word, nor||    ||   ||        | /   /|  | |                 \__/  ``' |   |
|could he   ||    ||   ||        |/   / |  | |                       `__/\   |
|explain why||    ||   ||        \   /__|  | |               ____     \__/   |
|he was     ||    ||   ||       -/\__|__|  | |          ____/    |      o    |
|there...   ||    ||   ||      (___'    \  | |     ____/         |     |     |
|___________||____||___||_____________13___|_|____|______________|_____||__14|
|                                                                            |
| "Well, I would've killed him sooner or later" Super Aski thought, while    |
| being happy because of his first good job sofar, and now he caught a real  |
| criminal.  (Super Aski passed his 'Super Hero Test' by hiring an anonymous |
| hoodlum to horass women with PMS, and then to run away when Super Aski     |
| shows up), Super Aski headed for the Police Station to report this and     |
| explain the whole situation. While thinking of how he was gonna get away   |
| with pushing an unarmed man of an balcony (I'll say it was selfdefense)    |
| he noticed a crowd gathering around the old mans body, and a lil' girl said|
|                                                                            |
|          __                                  ______________________________|
|    _____/  \_____    ______________________  |                             |
|   / ____ ~~ ____ \  /                      | |      this space is          |
|  |  _____  _____  | | MOOOOOOMYYYYYYY....  | |                             |
|  | /  __ \/ __  \ | |                      | |   correctly unfilled with   |
|  ||  /  \  /  \  || |   someone killed   |___|                             |
|  ||  _/\    /\_  || |                   \    |     any useful material.    |
|  || (  o)  (o  ) || | ___ SANTA!"! "@    |   |                             |
|  |\__\_/  ( \_/__/| | | \________________/   |                             |
|  | __\  / \\  /__ | | |                      |                             |
|  |(     `__''    )| | |      ________________|________________________16___|
|  \ \ `_      _' / / |/       |                  |                          |
|  / / /u\____/u\ \ \          |                   \_                        |
|  | \ \________/ / |          | What moron killed  |                        |
|  \_/\__________/\_/          | Santa Claus?!      |                        |
|        |    |                | HMMM....           |                        |
|     ___|`--'|___             | Could it have been |  \||||||||||||||       |
|    _\ \      / /_            | ..naah, couldnt be.|   \\\|||||||||||       |
|    (|\ \____/ /|)    /\      | but then again,     \    |  ___ `||||       |
|    / /|      |\ \   // \     | maybe it was...     |   ( '___\ |'_`|       |
|   / / |      | \ \ //\  \    |\___________________ |    \ \ o\ |( ||       |
|  /_/_ |__/\__|  \_//  \  )   |                    \|    / /___)  @||       |
| (  \ ))__\/__(  /\/)   \/    |                         /        `_'|       |
|  \__/ /      \  \__/         |    ____                (_._)       ||       |
|      /\/\/\/\/\//            |  _/    \_____________    |          |       |
|     /__________\             | /  OMiGOD!           \   |___       |       |
|     \_| |__| |_/             || there goes my member-\_   | \  |   |       |
|       | |  | |               || ship, my career, and  /  _| |  |   |       |
|       | |  | |               || this whole year, and_/  | \_/  |   |       |
|      -|_|  |-|               || I still havent got /     /.    /   |       |
|     (____)(___)              || layed...     _____/     ( (   /|   |       |
|                              | \___________/            \_\_/_|    |__     |
|___________________________15_|________________________________________17___|
|                                                                            |
| What will happen to Super Aski? Will the Super Hero Club send a taskforce  |
|to terminate Super Aski? Will there be a reward on his head and in that way |
|double foreign investments in Bocwana?? Is Santa Claus just faking his death|
|or is he really dead? How many people have died world wide in riots because |
|they didn't get their xmas presents? The answers to these questions will be |
|in the next issue of THE ADVENTURES OF SUPER ASKI.                          |
|                                                                            |
|_________________________________________________________________________18_|
|_____________________________________________________________THE END________|




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