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                    YES   =============================   NO
             +-----------|| Does the Darn Thing work? ||-----------+
             |            =============================            |
             V                                                     V
        +----------+     +---------+                          +---------+
        |   Don't  |  NO |   Does  |       +-------+     YES  | Did you |
        |   mess   | +---|  anyone |<------|  YOU  |<---------|   mess  |
        | with it! | |   |  know?  |       | MORON |          | with it |
        +----------+ |   +---------+       +-------+          +---------+
             |       V        | YES                                |  NO
             |    +------+    +-----------+                        |
             |    | HIDE |                V                        V
             |    |  IT  |            +--------+             +-----------+
             |    +------+            |  YOU   |        YES  | WILL THEY |
             |       |       +------->|  POOR  |<------------| CATCH YOU?|
             |       |       |        |BASTARD!|             +-----------+
             |       |       |        |________|                   |  NO
             |       |       |             |                       |
             |       |       |             V                       V
             |       |       |      +---------------+        +-----------+
             |       |       |  NO  | CAN YOU BLAME |        |DESTROY THE|
             |       |       +------| SOMEONE ELSE? |        |  EVIDENCE |
             |       |              +---------------+        +-----------+
             |       |                     |  YES                  |
             |       |                     v                       |
             |       |      ============================           |
             |       +---->||           N O            ||<---------+
             +------------>||      P R O B L E M       ||
                            ============================
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                PROBLEM SOLVING FLOWSHEET


               -----------------------------
    <--YES----| DOES THE DAMN THING WORK?   |----NO-->
    |          -----------------------------         |
    |                                                |
 -------                                          -------
| DON'T |                                        |DID YOU|
| FUCK  |                             <----YES---| FUCK  |---NO-->
|WITHIT!|                             |          |WITHIT?|       |
 -------        ------              -----         -------        |
  |            | DOES |            | YOU |                       |
  |      <-NO--|ANYONE|<-----------|DUMB |                       |
  |      |     | KNOW?|            |SHIT!|                    --------
  |      |      ------              -----                    |WILL YOU|
  |      |         |                                <--YES---| CATCH  |
  |      |        YES                               |        | HELL?  |
  |      |         |     ------------------         |         --------
  |      |          --->|                  |<-------             |
  |      |              | YOU POOR BASTARD |                     NO
  |    ----         --->|                  |                     |
  |   |HIDE|        |    ------------------                      |
  |   | IT!|        |             |                           --------
  |    ----         |             |                          |SHIT-CAN|
  |      |          |             |                     <----|   IT!  |
  |      |          |             |                     |     --------
  |      |          |       -------------               |
  |      |          <--NO--|CAN YOU BLAME|--YES-->      |
  |      |                 |SOMEONE ELSE?|       |      |
  |      |                  -------------        |      |
  |      |                        |              |      |
  |      |                        |              |      |
  |      |                  -------------        |      |
  |      ----------------->|             |<-------      |
  ------------------------>| NO PROBLEM! |<--------------
                            -------------

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             The Male Guide to Selecting an Outfit
            ---------------------------------------



 ----------       -----------              -------------------
| Are there| No  | Are there | "What's a  | Are there clothes |
|clothes in|---->|clothes in |  hamper?"  | strewn in random  |
| dresser? |     |the hamper?|----------->|piles on the floor?|
 ----------       -----------              -------------------
       | Yes           | Yes                | Yes       | No
       +------------------------------------            V
       |                                               -------
       V                                              |  Buy  |
   ---------------                                    |  more |
  | Take whatever |                                   |clothes|
  |   is on top   |                                    -------
   ---------------            -----------------------
       |                     |                       |
       V                     V                       |
   --------  No           ---------                -----------
  |   Is   |------------>| Perform | "Ohmigosh"   |  Spray    |
  |   it   | Not sure    |  smell  |------------->|   with    |
  | clean? |------------>|  test   |              | deodorant |
   --------               ---------                -----------
       | Yes                | "Not bad"
       +--------------------
       |
       V
   --------------                    ---------
  |For underwear:| "Which ones are  |Will they|   "I may get
  |Are there many|   for my legs?"  |   be    |    arrested."
  |    holes?    |----------------->| visible?|--------
   --------------                    ---------         |

       | No                           | No             V
       +------------------------------            -------------
       |                                         |Place item on|
       |                                         | dirty pile; |
       |                                         | start over  |
       |                                          -------------
       V
   ---------        ------------        ----------------------
  |  Is it  | Yes  |   Do you   | Yes  | But would you rather |
  |wrinkled?|----->|really care?|----->| have a tick on your  |
   ---------        ------------       | eyeball than iron a  |
       | No              | No          | shirt?               |
       |                 |              ----------------------
       |                 |                             | Yes
       +------------------------------------------------
       |
       V
   --------   Kinda             -------          -----------
  |  Does  |------------------>| Is it |  No    | Seek the  |
  |   it   |  "Does it what?"  |  dark |------->| advice of |
  | match? |------------------>|  out? |        | a female  |
   --------                     -------          -----------
       | Yes                      | Yes
       +--------------------------
       |
       V
   ----------
  |  Put on  |
  | clothes! |
   ----------


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ASCII Character Codes:

f = ASCII 102

l = ASCII 108

o = ASCII 111

w = ASCII 119

s = ASCII 115

h = ASCII 104

e = ASCII 101

e = ASCII 101

t = ASCII 116

Capitalised:

F = ASCII 70

L = ASCII 76

O = ASCII 79

W = ASCII 87

S = ASCII 83

H = ASCII 72

E = ASCII 69

E = ASCII 69

T = ASCII 84