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From: Jan-Erik Finnberg




        
   We're here on the airport, where a group of people
   have just arrived after being stranded on an island
   for more than a year.
              _   _
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    )( ..      . . ==     
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    "" \=|   (#)>__/      
    [_]\\|   //__/ /|     
    //  \   (_/___/ |     
    \\___>     |____|     
    )_P#/       \' /      
     | )_        |_|      
    (___o'     mMMMM      

============================================================

  Tell me, how did you pass time while you
      were waiting to be rescued?
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                 \ /
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     "" \=|   (#)>__/           
     [_]\\|   //__/ /|         
     //  \   (_/___/ |          
     \\___>     |____|         
     )_P#/       \' /          
      | )_        |_|           
     (___o'     mMMMM 
     
============================================================

 Well, it _did_ get kinda boring, so we started telling 
 jokes. Unfortunately none of us knew that many jokes,
 so the same jokes got told time after time.
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    "" \o| (#)  -__/      
    [_]\\|  \\,__/ /|     
    //  \   (_/___/ |     
    \\___>     |____|     
    )_P#/       \' /      
     | )_        |_|      
    (___o'     mMMMM
    
=============================================================

 So, to save time, we numbered the jokes. Whenever someone
 wanted to tell a joke, he just said a number.
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   "" \o| (#)  -__/ 
   [_]\\|  \\,__/ /|
   //  \   (_/___/ |
  //____>     |____|
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    | )_        |_| 
   (___o'     mMMMM 

==============================================================
       23!
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    OO   >     ()) b      <  3 =
    "" Xo|     "" \-  (#)  -__/ 
    (_)\X|     [_]\\|  \\,__/ /|
    //  \      //  \   (_/___/ |
    \\___\     \\___>     |____|
    )_P#7      )_P#/       \' / 
     | )_       | )_        |_| 
    (___o'     (___o'     mMMMM 
              
==============================================================

   HEH HEH !
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    "" \<| (#)  -__/            
    [_]\\|  \\,__/ /|           
    //  \   (_/___/ |
    \\___>     |____|
    )_P#/       \' / 
     | )_        |_| 
    (___o'     mMMMM 

==============================================================
      275!
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   (_)\{}      [_]\\|  \\,__/ /|
   //  |       //  \   (_/___/ |
   \\__|       \\___>     |____|
   )_P#        )_P#/       \' / 
    | )_        | )_        |_| 
   (___o'      (___o'     mMMMM 

==============================================================
   HEH HEH HEH HEH
   HEH HEH HEH HEH!
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     [_]\\|  \\,__/ /| 
     //  \   (_/___/ |
     \\___>     |____|
     )_P#/       \' / 
      | )_        |_| 
     (___o'     mMMMM
     
===============================================================
    Sniff.. \   / What was so special with the 
    HEH HEH /   \  second joke?
    _   ___/     \_   _
     \ /           \ /
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   [_]\\|   //__/ /|
   //  \   (_/___/ |
   \\___>     |____|
   )_P#/       \' / 
    | )_        |_| 
   (___o'     mMMMM

=================================================================
 I hadn't heard it before...
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  \\___>     |____|
  )_P#/       \' / 
   | )_        |_| 
  (___o'     mMMMM

==================================================================

Guess you could see that punchline coming a mile away...

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ASCII Character Codes:

j = ASCII 106

o = ASCII 111

k = ASCII 107

e = ASCII 101

Capitalised:

J = ASCII 74

O = ASCII 79

K = ASCII 75

E = ASCII 69