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REDBARON - ASCII ART


			
The following cartoons are part of the fantastic `red baron' series by Ool.
You should check : http://home.t-online.de/home/ulrich.schreglmann/redbaron
for the lot.

And see `petit_prince', `death', `space_invaders', `temptation', `tourette',
`bulls_eye', `snoopy', `hitchcock', `cannonball', `journey_to_the_moon',
`drizzle', `northern_light', `whaam', `eiffel_tower', `escort', `zeppelin',
`ferret', `tic_tac_toe', `trench', `asterix' `calvin' and `canteen' 
in my collection for more!


Red Baron No. 1
 
Once again I scanned the web for jobs.  All the sterile ads reminded
me of my last sterile workplace, though.
 
 
 
                 _          __                  ____________
          ,-----' |   _   <'__`)              ,'            `.
          | //  : | -'     )= \\         ____/    Boring...   \
          | //  : |  ---   \-_;`          `-.     boring...    |
          | //  : | -._      |\`\           |    BOOOOring...  |
          `-----._|     __  // ( \|         |   (What's "IT"   |
           _/___\_    //)_`//  | ||]         \  mean anyway?) /
     _____[_______]_[~~-_ (.L_/  ||           `.____________,'
    [____________________]' `\_,/'/
      ||| /          |||  ,___,'./
      ||| \          |||,'______|
      ||| /          /|| I==||
      ||| \       __/_||  __||__
  -----||-/------`-._/||-o--o---o---
    ~~~~~'
 
 
 
                 _            __
          ,-----' |    _    <'__`)
          | //  : |  -'     :o)o\\                ___________
          | //  : |   ---  ((/o_/`              ,'           `.
          | //  : |  -._   [:]\_\          ____/    HMMmmmm!   \
          `-----._|     __ | | ( \|         `-.  What WOULD be  |
           _/___\_    //)_` \ \' /|]          |   a cool job,   |
     _____[_______]_[~~-_ (.L\_,'|||           \  I wonder...  /
    [____________________]' `(/./'/             `.___________,'
      ||| /          |||  ,___,'./
      ||| \          |||,'______|          O
      ||| /          /|| I==||                    _
      ||| \       __/_||  __||__                 (_)
  -----||-/------`-._/||-o--o---o---
    ~~~~~'                                      ___
                                        _______(   )___
               ________________________(_              )____
   ___________(__                                           )__
  (
 
                                                            __
      ______________                ('__`>
    ,'              `._____         /==(o)     ______
   /    Here's the     ,-'          `\__/    |()|::::)=
  |    world famous    |       _____ / /\  /)____||___/__      ,\
  |     Red Baron      |            `-------'            \   ,'\ |
  |  braving the skies |       &  ,   .  &  ,   .  &  ,   |,' \ |
  |    in his Fokker   |       _\'     `/_\'     `/_\'    |) )|, |
   \    airplane!     /        _|`.   ,'|_|`.   ,'|_|`.   |,' ,/ /
    `.______________,'                                    |  '  ,
                               __________________________/    '
 
 
 
 
 
                                      __                 __
      _____________                 ('__`>           _ --__`.
    ,'             `._____          /=(66)     ______\ -'_--`.
   /     My hat       ,-'           `\_-/    |()|::::)= '_`.  .
  |  doesn't fly off  |        _____ / /\  /)____||____\_-``.
  |   because it's    |             `-------'            \-`   ,
  |  aerodynamically  |        &  ,   .  &  ,   .  &  ,   | '
   \  shaped, see?   /         _\'     `/_\'     `/_\'    |
    `._____________,'          _|`.   ,'|_|`.   ,'|_|`.   |
                                                          |\
                               __________________________/__\
                                                       .`.-_-\
                                                      `_`.'_-_\
 
 




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Red Baron No. 2

 
 
                                      __
      ______________                ('__`>
    ,'              `._____         /==(o)     ______
   /    Here's the     ,-'          `\__/    |()|::::)=
  |    world famous    |       _____ / /\  /)____||___/__      ,\
  |     Red Baron      |            `-------'            \   ,'\ |
  |  braving the skies |       &  ,   .  &  ,   .  &  ,   |,' \ |
  |    in his Fokker   |       _\'     `/_\'     `/_\'    |) )|, |
   \    airplane!     /        _|`.   ,'|_|`.   ,'|_|`.   |,' ,/ /
    `.______________,'                                    |  '  ,
                               __________________________/    '
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
                                     __                 __
      _______________              ('__`>           _ --__`.
    ,'               `._____       /=(66)     ______\ -'_--`.
   /   Please don't     ,-'        `\_-/    |()|::::)= '_`.  .
  |  write!  They WERE  |     _____ / /\  /)____||____\_-``.
  |  called "Fokkers."  |          `-------'            \-`   ,
   \      Honest!      /      &  ,   .  &  ,   .  &  ,   | '
    `._______________,'       _\'     `/_\'     `/_\'    |
                              _|`.   ,'|_|`.   ,'|_|`.   |
                                                         |\
                              __________________________/__\
                                                      .`.-_-\
                                                     `_`.'_-_\
                                                        -- -
 
 
 
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Red Baron No. 3
 
 
 
 
                                 __
      ____________             ('__`>
    ,'            `._____      /==(o)     ______
   /  There must be  ,-'       `\__/    |()|::::)=
  |   fair weather   |    _____ / /\  /)____||___/__      ,\
   \   coming up.   /          `-------'            \   ,'\ |
    `.____________,'      &  ,   .  &  ,   .  &  ,   |,' \ |
                          _\'     `/_\'     `/_\'    |) )|, |
                          _|`.   ,'|_|`.   ,'|_|`.   |,' ,/ /
                                                     |  '  ,
                          __________________________/    '
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
                                   __                 __
      _____________              ('__`>           _ --__`.
    ,'             `._____       /=(..)    ______\ -'_--`.
   /    I can tell    ,-'        `\}+/   |()|::::)= '_`.  .
  |   by the number   |     _____ / /\  /)____||____\_-``.
  |   of bugf ftuck   |          `-------'            \-`   ,
   \   in my teeff!  /      &  ,   .  &  ,   .  &  ,   | '
    `._____________,'       _\'     `/_\'     `/_\'    |
                            _|`.   ,'|_|`.   ,'|_|`.   |
                                                       |\
                            __________________________/__\
                                                    .`.-_-\
                                                   `_`.'_-_\
                                                      -- -
 
 
 

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Red Baron No. 3(b)


 
                              __
      _________             ('__`>
    ,'         `._____      /==(o)     ______   /,  ~~   ~  ~
   /  Here's the  ,-'       `\__/    |()|::::)= -- RATTATTATT...
  |  world famous |    _____ / /\  /)____||_____\`  ~ ~,~  ~~~ ~
  |   Red Baron   |         `-------'            \   ,'\ |
  |  mercilessly  |    &  ,   .  &  ,   .  &  ,   |,' \ |
  | pounding away |    _\'     `/_\'     `/_\'    |) )|, |
  |    at his     |    _|`.   ,'|_|`.   ,'|_|`.   |,' ,/ /
   \  enemies!   /                                |  '  ,
    `._________,'      __________________________/    '
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
                                   \|/              )
                                   __              (  __
      ____________               ('__`>             ) -_`.
    ,'            `._____   ((   /==(.)     ______ (  _--`.
   /    OH NO!!!     ,-'         `\__/    |()|::::)= '_`.  .
  |  OUT OF AMMO!!!  |      _____ / /\  /)____||______-``.
  |  ONLY ONE THING  |           `-------'            \-`   ,
   \  LEFT TO DO!!  /       &  ,   .  &  ,   .  &  ,   | '
    `.____________,'        _\'     `/_\'     `/_\'    |
                            _|`.   ,'|_|`.   ,'|_|`.   |
                                                       |\
                            __________________________/__\
                                                    .`.-_-\
                                                   `_`.'_-_\
                                                        -- -
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
                            __________________________
                                                      \    .
                            _         _         _      |  .  `
      _____________         _|,'   `.|_|,'   `.|_|,'   |`. `\ \
    ,'             `.       _/.     ,\_/.     ,\_/.    |) )|` |
   /     This is     \      &  `   '  &  `   '  &  `   |`. / |
  |    signalling     |      _____,-------.____________/   `./ |
  | "I surrender" in  |___        \_\/  \)  __||__ \        `/
   \    dog fights.  _,-'        ,/ -\    |()|::::)=
    `._____________,'            \=(66)     ------
                                 (.__,>
 
 

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Red Baron No. 4

 
                                   __
      ______________             ('__`>
    ,'              `._____  ((  /==(o)     ______
   /  Hey, that's not  ,-'       `\__/    |()|::::)=
  |  a space station!  |    _____ / /\  /)____||___/__      ,\
  |  That's the Moon!  |         `-------'            \   ,'\ |
  |  Although he won't |    &  ,   .  &  ,   .  &  ,   |,' \ |
  |  admit it the Red  |    _\'     `/_\'     `/_\'    |) )|, |
   \  Baron is lost.  /     _|`.   ,'|_|`.   ,'|_|`.   |,' ,/ /
    `.______________,'                                 |  '  ,
                            __________________________/    '
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
               .-'~~~~'-.
           .-~'\__/  \__/`~-.           )  )
         .-~   (oo)  (oo)    ~-.
        (_____//~~\\//~~\\______)              )   )
   _.-~`                         `~-._
  /O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O\      _   _
  \__JRO______________________________/     |-  (_)
             \x x x x x x x/               _|    \
              \x_x_x_x_x_x/               (_)     \/
 
                       _                  /,'
            ____      (_)          __                 __
      _____(    )___         O   ('__`>           _ --__`.
     (             _)            /=(99)     ______\ -'_--`.
   _(  He's still    )           `\_./    |()|::::)= '_`.  .
  (   too proud to  __)     _____ / /\  /)____||____\_-``.
  (__ stop and ask   _)          `-------'            \-`   ,
    (_  directions, _)      &  ,   .  &  ,   .  &  ,   | '
     (___ though.  _)       _\'     `/_\'     `/_\'    |
        (__________)        _|`.   ,'|_|`.   ,'|_|`.   |
                                                       |\
                            __________________________/__\
                                                    .`.-_-\
                                                   `_`.'_-_\
 
 
 

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Red Baron No. 4 (b)


 
 
                                 __
      ____________             ('__`>
    ,'            `._____      /==(o)     ______   /,  ~~   ~  ~
   /   Here's the    ,-'       `\__/    |()|::::)= -- RATTATTATT...
  |   world famous   |    _____ / /\  /)____||_____\`  ~ ~,~  ~~~ ~
  |    Red Baron     |         `-------'            \   ,'\ |
  |  approaching the |    &  ,   .  &  ,   .  &  ,   |,' \ |
  | space station's  |    _\'     `/_\'     `/_\'    |) )|, |
   \  reactor core! /     _|`.   ,'|_|`.   ,'|_|`.   |,' ,/ /
    `.____________,'                                 |  '  ,
                          __________________________/    '
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
              |.    .    .    .    .              .  |
              \.         .         .    .    .       /
               \     .   .    .         .        .  /
                `.    .       .    .   .   .   .  ,'
                . `.   .  \    .    |      /   ,'
                 `  `-._ \   \   |     /    _,-'  ,'
                __ ---  `--.       |    ,--'   /     ,'    ,-
              ,' _  --- \                 /       ,             _,
         ,     ,' *ROAR!*                        '   ,'   ,-
        /./ ,    _,- ---
       /_/`/   ,'  ###   #     ###   ###   # #   #          --
      /(X)/_o     #     #     # #   #     # #   #               ==
     /./ /\      ##    #     ###   ###   ###   #              __
    ' /`/ o     #     #     # #     #   # #
       '       #     ###   # #   ###   # #   #             `-
                                                                ._
         ,'       `--.______________________,--'   \
                _,-'     ,'      |      `.      `-._    \    `-
            _,-'       ,'        |        `.        `-._
                                 |
 
 
 
 
 
 
                                                      )
                                     __              (  __
      _______________              ('__`>             ) -_`.
    ,'               `.____        /=(66)     ______ (  _--`.
   /    And I bet      ,-'         `\_-/    |()|::::)= '_`.  .
  |   you thought we   |      _____ / /\  /)____||______-``.
  |  could shoot down  |           `-------'            \-`   ,
  |   only doghouses   |      &  ,   .  &  ,   .  &  ,   | '
   \   with these!    /       _\'     `/_\'     `/_\'    |
    `.______________,'        _|`.   ,'|_|`.   ,'|_|`.   |
                                                         |\
                              __________________________/__\
                                                      .`.-_-\
                                                     `_`.'_-_\
                                                        -- -
 

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Red Baron No. 5


 
                            __________________________
                                                      \    .
                            _         _         _      |  .  `
      _____________         _|,'   `.|_|,'   `.|_|,'   |`. `\ \
    ,'             `.       _/.     ,\_/.     ,\_/.    |) )|` |
   /  Verzeihen Sie, \      &  `   '  &  `   '  &  `   |`. / |
  |     mein Herr!    |     _____,-------.____________/   `./ |
  |  Haben Sie etwas  |___        \_\/  \)  __||__ \        `/
   \   Grey Poupon?  _,-'         /O \.   |()|::::)=
    `._____________,'            (^^)=/     ------
                        \ | /    <.__,)
 
                         ###
                   ((   #####
                         ###    #########=
            ___________ ##### ##____##___/__      ,\
             ,' __ `.  `-------'            \   ,'\ |
            / ,'  `. \       _        __     |,' \ |
            | | () | |      |_)  /\  |_      |) )|, |
            \ `.__,' /      | \ /--\ |       |,' ,/ /
             `.____,'                        |  '  ,
            ________________________________/    '
 
 
 
 
 


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Red Baron No. 5 (b) 



 
 
 
                                   __
                                 ('__`>
        \                        /==(o)     ______
         \                       `\__/    |()|::::)=
          \________         _____ / /\  /)____||___/__      ,\
   .____,          `-------'     `-------'            \   ,'\ |
  . \  / ,               .  &  ,   .  &  ,   .  &  ,   |,' \ |
  |`-  -'| The Spirit of  `/_\'     `/_\'     `/_\'    |) )|, |
  |,-  -.|   Buxtehude   ,'|_|`.   ,'|_|`.   ,'|_|`.   |,' ,/ /
  ' /__\ `                                             |  '  ,
   '    ` ____________________________________________/    '
                         /             /
                        /             /
                       ;             ;
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
                                   __                 __
                                 ('__`>           _ --__`.
        \                        /==(o)     ______\ -'_--`.
         \                       `\__/    |()|::::)= '_`.  ..
          \________         _____ / /\  /)____||____\_-``.
   .____,          `-------'     `-------'            \-`
  . \  / ,               .  &  ,   .  &  ,             |
  |`-  -'| The Spirit of  `/_\'     `   :  *Snipe!*    |
  |,-  -.|   Buxtehude   ,'|_|`.   ,'  / *. *Ker-ing!* |
  ' /__\ `                               / :           |\
   '    ` __________________________/     / *_________/__\
                         /             /  /         .`.-_-\
                        /           /              `_`.'_-_\
                       ;          /     /
                                   /  /
 
                           *Rattattatt...!*
 
 
 
 
 
                                          /
                                     /  /           *Zing!*
                                  /__    *Shred!*    ,
                                 (*__`>    *Tear!*  '  *Ricochet!*
        \                        / ** ) /   ______
         \                        /:.*    |()|::::)=
          \________         ____/ / / \ /)____||___/__      ,\
   .____,          `-------'      /  /:--'            \   ,'\ |
  . \  / ,               .     /   /   '..      &  ,   |,' \ |
  |`-  -'| The Spirit of  `  /        _  `:     _\'    |) )|, |
  |,-  -.|   Buxtehude   ,'    /  /  |_    "..   |`.   |,' ,/ /
  ' /__\ `                 / /               ;:        |  '  ,
   '    ` _______________      / ______________:______/    '
                             /         /
                         /            /
                             /       ;
 
 
 
 
 
                                   *Smolder!*
                                     (
                                      ))              __
                                 .   ((           _ --__`.
        \                         /:.  )    ______\ -'_--`.
         \                       `\_:.    |()|::::)= '_`.  ..
          \________         _____ / /\  /)___ )|____\_-``.
   .____,          `-------'     `----:--'  ((        \-`
  . \  / ,               .  &  ,   .   '..   )  &  ,   |
  |`-  -'| The Spirit of  `/_\'     `/_  `#     _\'    |
  |,-  -.|   Buxtehude   ,'|_|`.   ,'|_  (/##.   |`.   |
  ' /__\ `                               //|/;:        |\
   '    ` _____________________________________:______/__\
                         /             /            .`.-_-\
                        /             /            `_`.'_-_\
                       ;             ;
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
                                      (
                                      ))
                                 .   (
        \                         /:.       _ )___
         \                       `\_:.    |()( :::)=
          \________         _____ / /\  /)___ )|___/__      ,\
   .____,          `-------'     `----:--'            \   ,'\ |
  . \  / ,               .  &  ,   .   '..      &  ,   |,' \ |
  |`-  -'| The Spirit of  `/_\'     `/_  `#     _\'    |) )|, |
  |,-  -.|   Buxtehude   ,'|_|`.   ,'|_  (/##.   |`.   |,' ,/ /
  ' /__\ `                               //|/;:        |  '  ,
   '    ` _____________________________________:______/    '
                         /             /
                        /             /
                       ;             ;
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
                                              )
                                             (
                                                      __
                                 .                _ --__`.
        \                        /:.        ______\ -'_--`.
         \                       `\_:.    |()|::::)= '_`.  .
          \________         _____ / /\  /)____||____\_-``.
   .____,          `-------'     `----:--'            \-`
  . \  / ,               .  &  ,   .   '..      &  ,   |
  |`-  -'| The Spirit of  `/_\'     `/_  `#     _\'    |
  |,-  -.|   Buxtehude   ,'|_|`.   ,'|_  (/##.   |`.   |
  ' /__\ `                               //|/;:        |\
   '    ` _____________________________________:______/__\
                         /             /            .`.-_-\
                        /             /            `_`.'_-_\
                       ;             ;
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
                                 .
        \                        /:.        ______
         \                       `\_:.    |()|::::)=
          \________       /)_____ / /\  /)____||___/__      ,\
   .____,          `-------'     `----:--'            \   ,'\ |
  . \  / ,               .  &  ,   .   '..      &  ,   |,' \ |
  |`-  -'| The Spirit of  `/_\'     `/_  `#     _\'    |) )|, |
  |,-  -.|   Buxtehude   ,'|_|`.   ,'|_  (/##.   |`.   |,' ,/ /
  ' /__\ `                               //|/;:        |  '  ,
   '    ` _____________________________________:______/    '
                         /             /
                        /             /
                       ;             ;
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
               , - - - - -
              ' Cardboard  `
              '   cutout.  '
               ` - -  - - '                           __
                    \|           .                _ --__`.
        \             __         /:.        ______\ -'_--`.
         \          ('__`>       `\_:.    |()|::::)= '_`.  .
          \________ /=(66)/)_____ / /\  /)____||____\_-``.
   .____,          `-------'     `----:--'            \-`
  . \  / ,               .  &  ,   .   '..      &  ,   |
  |`-  -'| The Spirit of  `/_\'     `/_  `#     _\'    |
  |,-  -.|   Buxtehude   ,'|_|`.   ,'|_  (/##.   |`.   |
  ' /__\ `                               //|/;:        |\
   '    ` _____________________________________:______/__\
                         /             /            .`.-_-\
                        /             /            `_`.'_-_\
                       ;             ;
 
 
 

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Red Baron No. 6
 
 
 
 
                     __                                __
                   ('__`>        __                _ --__`.
        \          /==(o)      //()\_        ______\ -'_--`.
         \         `\__/      ~((  x \     |()|::::)= '_`.  .
          \________ / /\  /),~/~))x`/ )-._____||_____\_-``.
   .____,          `-------',~((( / )----'             \-`   ,
  . \  / ,                 ~')))'/ /  &  ,   .  &   ,   | '
  |`-  -'| The Spirit of ~'//  ,' /  /_\'     `/_\''    |
  |,-  -.|  Wanne-Eickel    _,' ,'  '|_|`.   ,'|_|``.   |
  ' /__\ `     ___,--'__`--'));'                        |\
   '    ` _ ~~'___,--'  `--'___________________________/__\
            ~~'    """"""/             /             .`.-_-\
                        /             /             `_`.'_-_\
                       ;             ;
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
            _______________
           /               \
          | She's not dead, |
          |    you know!    |
           \________  _____/
                    \|
                     `
                     __
                   ('__`>        __
        \          /=(66)      //()\_        ______
         \         `\_-/      ~((  x \     |()|::::)=
          \________ / /\  /),~/~))x`/ )-._____||___/__      ,\
   .____,          `-------',~((( / )----'            \   ,'\ |
  . \  / ,                 ~')))'/ /  &  ,   .  &  ,   |,' \ |
  |`-  -'| The Spirit of ~'//  ,' /  /_\'     `/_\'    |) )|, |
  |,-  -.|  Wanne-Eickel    _,' ,'  '|_|`.   ,'|_|`.   |,' ,/ /
  ' /__\ `  ~~.___,--.__,--'));'                       |  '  ,
   '    ` _ ~~.___,--.__,--'__________________________/    '
                         /             /
                        /             /
                       ;             ;
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
                     __                                __
                   ('__`>        __                _ --__`.
        \          /==(o)      //()\_        ______\ -'_--`.
         \         `\__/      ~((  x \     |()|::::)= '_`.  .
          \________ / /\  /),~/~))x`/ )-._____||_____\_-``.
   .____,          `-------',~((( / )----'             \-`   ,
  . \  / ,                 ~')))'/ /  &  ,   .  &   ,   | '
  |`-  -'| The Spirit of ~'//  ,' /  /_\'     `/_\''    |
  |,-  -.|  Wanne-Eickel    _,' ,'  '|_|`.   ,'|_|``.   |
  ' /__\ `     ___,--'__`--'));'                        |\
   '    ` _ ~~'___,--'  `--'___________________________/__\
            ~~'    """"""/             /             .`.-_-\
                        /             /             `_`.'_-_\
                       ;             ;
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
              ___________
             /           \
            |   But the   |
            |  goose is.  |
             \______  ___/
                    \|
                     `
                     __
                   ('__`>        __
        \          /=(66)      //()\_        ______
         \         `\_-/      ~((  x \     |()|::::)=
          \________ / /\  /),~/~))x`/ )-._____||___/__      ,\
   .____,          `-------',~((( / )----'            \   ,'\ |
  . \  / ,                 ~')))'/ /  &  ,   .  &  ,   |,' \ |
  |`-  -'| The Spirit of ~'//  ,' /  /_\'     `/_\'    |) )|, |
  |,-  -.|  Wanne-Eickel    _,' ,'  '|_|`.   ,'|_|`.   |,' ,/ /
  ' /__\ `  ~~.___,--.__,--'));'                       |  '  ,
   '    ` _ ~~.___,--.__,--'__________________________/    '
                         /             /
                        /             /
                       ;             ;
 
 



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Red Baron No. 10


 
 
      _____________                __                 __
    ,'             `.            ('__`>           _ --__`.
   /  It's venison   \____       /==(o)     ______\ -'_--`.
  |   on the menu     ,-'        `\__/    |()|::::)= '_`.  .
  |  tonight for the  |     _____ / /\  /)____||____\_-``.
  | Red Baron, owing  |          `-------'            \-`   ,
  |    to a rather    |     &  ,   .  &  ,   .  &  ,   | '
  | unfortunate mid-  |     _\'     `/_\'     `/_\'    |
   \  air collision  /      _|`.   ,'|_|`.   ,'|_|`.   |
    `._____________,'                                  |\
                            __________________________/__\
                                                    .`.-_-\
                                                   `_`.'_-_\
 
 
 
 
 
                                                                                                                                              
 
 
                   _________________
                 _(                _)_
                (   How am I ever    _)
               (  going to replace a  _)
              (__ red-nosed reindeer? )_
                (_______________________)  _
                                          (_)
 
              __       __          __    O
             (__\     /__)       <'__`)
        \     (__\---/__)_       (66)=\     ______
         \      /\\_//    \       \-_/'   |()|::::)=
          \_____\(x x)/,___\_____ / /\  /)____||___/__      ,\
   .____,       //\0///          `-------'            \   ,'\ |
  . \  / ,     //   //   .  &  ,   .  &  ,   .  &  ,   |,' \ |
  |`-  -'| The \)iri\)of  `/_\'     `/_\'     `/_\'    |) )|, |
  |,-  -.|   Wuppertal   ,'|_|`.   ,'|_|`.   ,'|_|`.   |,' ,/ /
  ' /__\ `                                             |  '  ,
   '    ` ____________________________________________/    '
                         /             /
                        /             /
                       ;             ;
 
     

    ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Red Baron No. 11
 
 
                                    __
      ____________                ('__`>
    ,'            `._____         /==(o)     ______
   /  Luftwaffe has  ,-'          `\__/    |()|::::)=
  |   equipped our   |       _____ / /\  /)____||___/__      ,\
  |  airplanes with  |            `-------'            \   ,'\ |
  |   new navigator  |       &  ,   .  &  ,   .  &  ,   |,' \ |
   \    robots.     /        _\'     `/_\'     `/_\'    |) )|, |
    `.____________,'         _|`.   ,'|_|`.   ,'|_|`.   |,' ,/ /
                                                        |  '  ,
                             __________________________/    '
 
 
 
 
 
  
 
 
 
 
 
      ____________                  __                 __
    ,'            `.              ('__`>           _ --__`.
   /    They're     \____         /=(66)     ______\ -'_--`.
  |  supposed to be  ,-'          `\_-/    |()|::::)= '_`.  .
  |   an assisting   |       _____ / /\  /)____||____\_-``.
  |  safety feature, |            `-------'            \-`   ,
  |   but frankly    |       &  ,   .  &  ,   .  &  ,   | '
  |   mine's just    |       _\'     `/_\'     `/_\'    |
  |    getting on    |       _|`.   ,'|_|`.   ,'|_|`.   |
   \   my nerves!   /                                   |\
    `.____________,'         __________________________/__\
                                                     .`.-_-\
                                                    `_`.'_-_\
 
 
 
  
  
 
 
 
          __________________            /\
         |                  |        /\/  \/|____
         |   CLOUD AHEAD!   |    ___/           /_____
         |     DANGER!      |   _\    SHUT UP!!      /
         | OOL SCHREGLMANN! |   \ YOU BUBBLE-HEADED /
         |     DANGER!      |   /___  BOOBIE!!!_____\
         |__________  ______|      /__   __  __\
                   / /__              | /  \/
                  /__  /              |/
                     |/            __ '
                     _____       ('__`>
        \           (<=<>>)      /=(><)     ______
         \           _)_(_       `\_O/    |()|::::)=
          \________ ///|\\\ _____ / /\  /)____||___/__      ,\
   .____,          `-------'     `-------'            \   ,'\ |
  . \  / ,               .  &  ,   .  &  ,   .  &  ,   |,' \ |
  |`-  -'| The Spirit of  `/_\'     `/_\'     `/_\'    |) )|, |
  |,-  -.|   Dusseldorf  ,'|_|`.   ,'|_|`.   ,'|_|`.   |,' ,/ /
  ' /__\ `                                             |  '  ,
   '    ` ____________________________________________/    '
                         /             /
                        /             /
                       ;             ;
 
     

    ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Red Baron No. 12
 
 
 
             _____________
            /             \        __
           | The Red Baron |___  ('__`>
        \  |  flies again! ,-'   /==(o)     ______
         \  \_____________/      `\__/    |()|::::)=
          \______________________ / /\  /)____||___/__      ,\
   .____,                        `-------'            \   ,'\ |
  . \  / ,               .  &  ,   .  &  ,   .  &  ,   |,' \ |
  |`-  -'| The Spirit of  `/_\'     `/_\'     `/_\'    |) )|, |
  |,-  -.|  Baden-Baden  ,'|_|`.   ,'|_|`.   ,'|_|`.   |,' ,/ /
  ' /__\ `                                             |  '  ,
   '    ` ____________________________________________/    '
                         /             /
                        /             /
                       ;             ;
 
                                                                                                                                              

 
 
 
 
      _____________                __                 __
    ,'             `.            ('__`>           _ --__`.
   /    My shrink    \____       /=(66)     ______\ -'_--`.
  |  says I'm either  ,-'        `\_-/    |()|::::)= '_`.  .
  |   schizophrenic   |     _____ / /\  /)____||____\_-``.
  |   or the victim   |          `-------'            \-`   ,
  |  of some really   |     &  ,   .  &  ,   .  &  ,   | '
  |  crappy witness   |     _\'     `/_\'     `/_\'    |
  |    relocation     |     _|`.   ,'|_|`.   ,'|_|`.   |
   \    program.     /                                 |\
    `._____________,'       __________________________/__\
                                                    .`.-_-\
                                                   `_`.'_-_\
 
 
 
 
 
  

  
    ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Red Baron No. 13 
 
 
                                      __
      _______________               ('__`> \   \  *Zing!*
    ,'               `.____    ((   /=(..) \ \ ___\__
   / Here's the world  ,-'          `\_-/    |()|::::)=
  |  famous Red Baron  |       _____ / /\  /)____||___/__      ,\
  |  having his newly  |            `-------'            \   ,'\ |
  |  cleaned airplane  |       &  ,   .  &  ,  *Snipe!* : |,' \ |
  |    riddled with    |       _\'     `/_\'       ..  \  |) )|, |
   \   bulletholes!   /        _|`.   ,'|_|`.    :   \  \ |,' ,/ /
    `.______________,'                         :   \ \ \  |  '  ,
                               ___________________\_____\\    '
 
                                                        \  \
 
 
      
 
 
 
 
 
 
                                     __        )  _   (
      ____________                 ('__`>     (  ( \  \\
    ,'            `._____          /=(..)     _))(\ \ //
   /  I could just   ,-'           `\_~/    |((((:):)((
  |   bail out but   |        _____ / /\  /)___))/_(_\)_
  | it would do hell |             `-------'  (( \  )(  \
  |  to my insurance |        &  ,   .  &  ,   ))/ ( ,)  |
   \      rates!    /         _\'     `/_\'    (  _      |
    `.____________,'          _|`.   ,'|_|`.    ) _|`.   |
                                               (         |\
                              __________________________/\ \
                                                          \ \
                                                           \_)
 
 



 
                                    ____      (   _    )
      _____________                (=__=)      ) ( \  //
    ,'             `._____         {(..)}     ((_)\ \ \
   /  Hey, you with   ,-'           \<>/    |())(::(:=))
  |  the funny nose!  |       _____ / /\  /)__((_\__)(\_
  |  Mind if we swap  |            `-------'   ))/ (  ) \
  |   addresses and   |       &  ,   .  &  ,  (( \  )(   |
  |  deal with this   |       _\'     `/_\'    )  _      |
   \   in private?!  /        _|`.   ,'|_|`.  (  |_|`.   |
    `._____________,'                          )         |\
                              __________________________/\ \
                                                          \ \
                                                           \_)
 

  
    ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


Red Baron No. 22


 




                        \ | /

             *Thook!*    ###
                        ##(.#
       ---=====   (( *>>-###    #########=
            ___________ ##### ##____##___/__      ,\
             ,' __ `.  `-------'            \   ,'\ |
            / ,'  `. \       _        __     |,' \ |
            | | () | |      |_)  /\  |_      |) )|, |
            \ `.__,' /      | \ /--\ |       |,' ,/ /
             `.____,'                        |  '  ,
            ________________________________/    '














                      (          .  *Bonk!*  _
                        (   ###  '/_        __`.
                           #####          \\ _--`.
                       *>>-#### #########= \_`.  .
            ___________  #### ##____##____\_-``.
             ,' __ `.  `-------'            \-`   ,
            / ,'  `. \       _        __     | '
            | | () | |      |_)  /\  |_      |
            \ `.__,' /      | \ /--\ |       |
             `.____,'                        |\
            ________________________________/__\
                                          .`.-_-\
                                         `_`.'_-_\















                                  __
      _______________           ('__`>
    ,'               `._____    /=(66)    _O______v_
   /   Taking a live    ,-'     `\_-/    |___(,-----'
  |  one for examining  |  _____ / /\  /)____||______      ,\
   \    and tagging.   /        `-------'            \   ,'\ |
    `._______________,'    &  ,   .  &  ,   .  &  ,   |,' \ |
                           _\'     `/_\'     `/_\'    |) )|, |
                           _|`.   ,'|_|`.   ,'|_|`.   |,' ,/ /
                                                      |  '  ,
                           __________________________/    '





    ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


Red Baron No. 23 (b)

 
 
 
 
 
 



                                   __
      ______________             ('__`>
    ,'              `._____      /==(o)     ______
   /  Here's the Red   ,-'       `\__/    |()|::::)=
  |  Baron at an early |    _____ / /\  /)____||___/__      ,\
  |  experiment with   |         `-------'            \   ,'\ |
  |   psychological    |    &  ,   .  &  ,   .  &  ,   |,' \ |
   \     warfare!     /     _\'     `/_\'     `/_\'    |) )|, |
    `.______________,'      _|`.   ,'|_|`.   ,'|_|`.   |,' ,/ /
                                                       |  '  ,
                            __________________________/    '
       _______________       ||   |
      |               |_'.   \\___|_/) /      _              _
      | "The Ride of  ,-.,`   `--._=_) -  (( (_)     _   (( |=
      | the Valkyrie" | '          `\) \    /    (( |-|    _|
      |_______________|                    /_,     ()()   (#)












                                   __                 __
                                 ('__`>           _ --__`.
        \                   ((   /=(..)     ______\ -'_--`.
         \                       `\_-/    |()|::::)= '_`.  .
          \________         _____ / /\  /)____||____\_-``.
   .____,          `-------'     `-------'            \-`
  . \  / ,               .  &  ,   .  &  ,   .  &  ,   | '
  |`-  -'| The Spirit of  `/_\'     `/_\'     `/_\'    |
  |,-  -.|    Bayreuth   ,'|_|`.   ,'|_|`.   ,'|_|`.   |
  ' /__\ `                                             |\
   '    ` ____________________________________________/__\
                             ||   |                 .`.-_-\
                             \\___|_/) /   ____    `_`.'_-_\
                              `--._=_) -    `-.`.
                                   `\) \       \ |
                                               / |
                       ______________________,' /___________
                      /                                     \
                     |  *scratch*  JAMBALAAAAAAAAAAAAYA!!!!  |
                      \_____________________________________/














                                   __
      ______________             ('__`>
    ,'              `._____      /=(><)     ______
   /  @#$%ing ground   ,-'       `\_~/    |()|::::)=
  |   crew recorded    |    _____ / /\  /)____||___/__      ,\
  |    over my wax     |         `-------'            \   ,'\ |
   \ cylinders AGAIN! /     &  ,   .  &  ,   .  &  ,   |,' \ |
    `.______________,'      _\'     `/_\'     `/_\'    |) )|, |
                            _|`.   ,'|_|`.   ,'|_|`.   |,' ,/ /
                                                       |  '  ,
                            __________________________/    '
                             ||   |
                             \\___|_/) /   ____
                              `--._=_) -    `-.`.
                                   `\) \       \ |
                                               / |
               ______________________________,' /____________
             ,'                                      __      `.
            /         ()()         ()   ()          /~/        \
           |           \_\         |,   |;         ()()         |
           |                                                    |
           |   Jambalaya and a crawfish pie and fillet gumbo    |
            \ 'Cause tonight I'm gonna see my ma cher amio...  /
             `.______________________________________________,'




    ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Red Baron No. 24 (b)

 
 
 
 

   ____________________________________________________________
  |   ___      _-_ _,,                             ___         |
  |==/ _ \        -/  )    _                 --===/ _ \        |
  |=/ , _/ __    ~||_<    < \, ,._-_  /'\\ \\/\\=/ , _/ __     |
  |/_/|_|// /__   || \\   /-|    ___  | || || ||/_/|_|// /__==/|
  |-===\_,_/ _ \  ,/--|| ((  ,--'   |      || ||-===\_,_/ _ \/ |
  |  --===/_//_/)_--_-'    ,------------.  \\ \\  --===/_//_/_/|
  |      --===//(          |  DEUTSCHES |     ########--===(_) |
  |        ###             |    ___     |   #          #   #   |
  |       #####            |  _(,~ ) _  |  #     /|     #   #  |
  |        ###  || ####### | (__/  \__) |       /#|         #  |
  |______ ###  _||_  _##__ | ||||  |||| |      |##| ##     #   |
  |_ `.  `--- |____|       | ||||  |k|| |  #   |# |   #   #    |
  | `. \                __ | ||'/\/\`s| | # #  | /  #  #   #   |
  |) | |     CONTROLS  |_  | |'m'/\`m`r |      |/       #   #  |
  |_,' /               |   |    /||\    |      THE       #   # |
  |__,'                    |            | #  BARON'S     #  #  |
  |_______________________ |   REICH    |  #  HOME      #      |
  |                        `------------'   #          #    #  |
  |                        `_`.'_-_\         #    #####    #   |
  |____________________________________________________________|












   ____________________________________________________________
  |   ___      _-_ _,,                             ___         |
  |==/ _ \        -/  )    _                 --===/ _ \        |
  |=/ , _/ __    ~||_<    < \, ,._-_  /'\\ \\/\\=/ , _/ __     |
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  |-===\_,_/ _ \  ,/--|| (( ||  ||   || || || ||-===\_,_/ _ \/ |
  |  --===/_//_/)_--,------------.------------.\  --===/_//_/_/|
  |      --===//(   |    LOAD    |    GAME    |#######--===(_) |
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  |       #####     | 143 ~~~~ ~~~~ ~~~ ~~~   |         #   #  |
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  |_ `.  `-------'  | 146 ~~~ ~ L ~~~~ ~~~~   |#   #  #   #    |
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  |) | |      |_)  /| 148 ~~~ ~~~ P ~~~~ ~~~  | #       #   #  |
  |_,' /      | \ /-| 149 ~~~~ ~~~ ! ~ ~~~~   |#         #   # |
  |__,'             | 150 ~~~ ~~~~~ * ~~~~~~  |          #  #  |
  |_________________|            |            |###      #      |
  |                 `------------^------------'        #    #  |
  |                        `_`.'_-_\         #    #####    #   |
  |____________________________________________________________|












   ____________________________________________________________
  |                                                            |
  |  _____                                                     |
  | /     \                                                    |
  || GARE! |            |   *CLICK!*  |                        |
  | \_  __/           (\+      _      +/)                      |
  |   |/              [:]    ('_`)    [:]                      |
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  | .',                \ \____\"/____/ /     .-.               |
  | _o                  \___/| + |\___/  ]\__.`-`              |
  |' |\____________________ |`---'| _____|+___`-`)|_%__________|
  | / \ ------------------- \_____/ -----  '  `-` -------------|
  |------------------------ [__[__] ---------------------------|
  |_______________________ (([] [])) __________________________|
  |                        |/  |  \|                           |
  |________________________ |  /\  \  _________________________|
  |                         | /  \  |                          |
  |                         | |   | |                          |
  | AMMO:  ________________ |_/   |_/ ___________  HEALTH:     |
  | 43/100                  \_|   |_/             |##########| |
  |____________________________________________________________|












   ____________________________________________________________
  |                                          ________________  |
  |  _______                                /                \ |
  | /       \               *HUFF!*        | PERMETTREZ VOUS  ||
  || MA VIE! |  *BLAM!*     *HUFF!*        | S'IL VOUS PLAIT? ||
  | \___  __/   *BLAM!*        _            \________  ______/ |
  |    /,'                   <'_`)           __      `.\       |
  |   /'           \ ___ __  (//\\          `. `.      `\      |
  |               -- ---'__`-_\"_|.   ,.    .-`. `.            |
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  |  /) -----  /     ``     \_____/ -- `-------. `.__. - /^\ - |
  | --------       -------- [__[__] ----- o -- O`.    -------- |
  | ______  *BLAM!*  _____ (([] [])) ___________  `--` _______ |
  |         *BLAM!*        |/  |  \|_                          |
  | _______________________ |  /\  /_\    ____________________ |
  |                         /_/  \/| | ))                      |
  |                         | |   ``-'                         |
  | AMMO:  _____________    /_/ _________________  HEALTH      |
  | 35/100               (( |_/                   |##########| |
  |____________________________________________________________|












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  |                                               _            |
  |                                             ('_`> /  /     |
  |                                             //\\)       /  |
  |                                           _,|_"//  /(()/   |
  |       \                                  / ,| + |`. [:]    |
  |        \                               *Kaching!*| `|*| _  |
  |         \________         _____        | / \____*/`._/ / ) |
  |  .____,          `-------'     `------ [:]=[*_]/_]    / /  |
  | . \  / ,                .  &  ,   .  & (()(/[]/[]*Kaching!*|
  | |`-  -'| The Spirit of   `/_\'     `/_   _|/  | /\   |/    |
  | |,-  -.|  Wolfenstein   ,'|_|`.   ,'|_  /_\  *Kaching!*    |
  | ' /__\ `                               /| |\/  \_\   |     |
  |  '    ` _______________________________ `-''   | | _/      |
  |                                      /       / \_\         |
  |   ___             ______            ,-'  /     \_|         |
  |      `-.       ,-'      `-.       ,'                       |
  |         `.   ,'            `.   ,'                         |
  | AMMO:     \ /     *JUMP!*    \ /   *JUMP!*     HEALTH____  |
  | 35/100     *                  *               |######____| |
  |____________________________________________________________|










    ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Red Baron No. 54

 

                           __               /\
                          (())             /\\\
                         (()())            ///\
                          (())            //\\\\            (/)
      ________________     ||       __      ||         __   \\/
    ,'                `.  ~~~~~~~ ('__`> ~~~~~~~~~ _ --__`. ~~~~
   / Back on the ground \____     /==(o)     ______\ -'_--`.
  |   the world famous   ,-'      `\__/    |()|::::)= '_`.  .
  |  Red Baron's chores  |   _____ / /\  /)____||____\_-``.
   \ are far from over! /         `-------'            \-`   ,
    `.________________,'     &  ,   .  &  ,   .  &  ,   | '
                             _\'     `/_\'     `/_\'    |
                             _|`.   ,'|_|`.   ,'|_|`.   |
                                                        |\
                             __________________________/__\
                                                     .`.-_-\
                                                    `_`.'_-_\
                                                       -- -












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    ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Red Baron No. 61

 






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    ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Red Baron No. 66 
 




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    ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Red Baron No. 68
 





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    / /'  \_O/ )                 /                                \
    `. `-.'/| /          _______|    Shooting down plane after     |
      `._ \ \Y   __       `-._       plane as they approach our    |
        |   ||  /_ \  __      `-.   lines from across the Somme!   |
        \   // (--)=|/_ \  __   |    The Curtiss!  The Sopwith!    |
         \__||  \o|/(--)=|/_ \  |      The mighty Salmson 2A2!     |
         [--[]  /\_\ \o|/(--)=| |      The Spad!  The Farman!      |
     ((  /   )\(( / )/\_\ \o|/  |  The Caproni Ca.3!  The Caudron! |
         \     \|/ /(( / )/\_\  |    The Nieuport!  The Breguet    |
         |  \  |_,'| |/ /(( / ) |      14A2!  The Roleur!  The     |
         |  |\  )__ \_,'| |/ /| |   Tellier!   The Donnet-Denhaut! |
         /  ) \  \   \__ \_,' | |                                  |
       ,' ,'   \-|_,[]    \___/  \   With my best co-pilot in my  /
      / \/      \ \__ __,[]__]    \       back--we'd SING!       /
  (( / /         \_ //|,-|    )    `.       SING!  SING!       ,'
     `-.\          |/'    ___/       `-.____________________,-'
                    `----'`-.>












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    /      Fly where the clouds are        \
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  |    When a clean white blanket buries     |
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  |    All our fears and all our worries,    |
  |               That's where               |
  |  Everything that seemed important to us  |
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        \|o/   \|o/ | ' //)'. \  \o|/             |/\  /|/| /
        /_/\   /_/\ |  [:]     \ /\_\             '  \/ ' |/












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                                        ,'                        `.
                                       /   If I push through your   \
                                      |  request for transfer, will  |
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                                      |  single time you report in   |
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    `._______________,'     _\'     `/_\'     `/_\'    |) )|, |
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                                                       |  '  ,
                            __________________________/    '







  
    ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Red Baron No. 69
 





                      FLY WHERE THE CLOUDS ARE



                  Wind's north-east on tarmac four
                  When I hear her engine start up,
                   My ears ringing from its roar,
                 As her passing lifts my heart up.

                 Through a veil of rain she bolts,
                  Racing down the quaking runways,
                   until off she takes and floats
                       irresistibly sunways.






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                      Fly where the clouds are
                  And not even the sky's the limit.
             When a clean, white blanket buries up there
           All our fears and all our worries, that's where
               Everything that seemed important to us
                       Turns to far-away fuss.


                     For a long time I just gaze
                 As she takes the towering clouds on,
                     While the murky, rainy haze
                   Dims her lights out one by one.

                      Long ago my eyes have lost
                  That faint dot she had become, when
                     Finally all I heard was just
                     Her propeller softly humming.





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   =              = |  / |  |       =     \           :.
         ==    =    |_|   \_/ =  =    =    \           `:.
   =    =           \_|  =|_/               \            `:.
                                                         ``





                       Fly where the clouds are
                   And not even the sky's the limit.
              When a clean, white blanket buries up there
            All our fears and all our worries, that's where
                Everything that seemed important to us
                        Turns to far-away fuss.


                     After silence falls I stroll,
               Draped in clothes the slush keeps soiling.
                   Wafting down from flight control
                  There's the smell of coffee boiling.

                     Puddles spiked with gasoline
                    Make an ersatz-rainbow glisten.
                     Clouds, reflected deep within,
                  Make me wish that I were with them.






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      /       \    \    |   X   X   X   X   |   X   X   X   |   RAUCHE
     /   =    |  |  \   |\ / \ / \ / \ / \ /|\ / \ / \ / \ /|
    /       = |  |\  \  | X   X   X   X   X | X   X   X   X |  VERBOTE
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       =    = | |   \_\_  ,'  -.   __  ))  /|\ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \
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     =     =  `---'             =       ,---' ~~ `--.   ,--.   __
                =     =      =       =  `--------.__,'  `---' `--'
                       =          =





                       Fly where the clouds are
                   And not even the sky's the limit.
              When a clean, white blanket buries up there
            All our fears and all our worries, that's where
                Everything that seemed important to us
                        Turns to far-away fuss.





         "Uber den Wolken" Music and Lyrics (c)1974 Reinhard Mey
              English translation 2000 by Ulrich Schreglmann



  
    ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Red Baron No. 94



 



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   /    I can't believe it!    \     ,'           `.
  |                             |   /  Only smooth  \
  |      I never once saw       |  | surface is the  |
  |   from in here the plane    |   \   highway!!   /
  |   even HAS wings, and the   |    `.____  _____,'
  |   first time I do is when   |         / /     ________________
  |     YOU break a strut!      |        /,'   ,-' )        ______)
  |    Find a place to land,    |       //    /`--+--------'    ,'
   \        AND FAST!!!!       /       /'    /  /             ,`
    `._______  ______________,'             /  '            ,`
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  ___                             . ' ,  / *Crick!*//||`
     `.        ((    __            __    `.    )) //,||_
       \           ('_,,>         /__\   /    // //'-||_`.
  ___,  \          /=(oo)        |(.>.)_/   __||//\ -||_--`.
    / ,  \         `\_o/          \\~//   |()|| /:)= ||`.  .
    -'|   \________ / /\  /)_____ / /\  /)____|/_____||_____`
    -.|            `-------'     `-----,--",-'       _______)
  __\ `                  .  &  ,   .  &`---`--------'  |-`   '
     `    The Spirit of   `/_\'     `/_\'   ||    / |  | ` .'
            Tennenlohe   ,'|_|`.   ,'|_|`.  || ' //||  |
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          )___________________________,--"  || //`.||_/__\
         /-' /                   / __|\     ||//   ||-_-_-\
        /---'    ,/             ( (  ||\    | /    ||`.__-_\
  ----./    ___,'/______         \_\ ''_\   |/     ||  `.-
  ----'   ,'            `.          \,'  \    ____________`.
         /   It must be   \         /   _ \,-'       _______)
        |  RUSH HOUR down  |        |  (_) `--------'
         \   there!!!!    /         \       /
          `.____________,'           `.___,'












   _______________________
  |                       |
  |  This is your plane.  |
  |_______________________|

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                 /  /  |  \                 /     \
                     '  `   \              |   A   |
                  / __|__  \  \   /        |   A   |
         *Crack!*   `.^,'          ==      |   A   |
             .__     /o\          \   _____|   A   |
            /   ;---(_O_)------.       `-._    R   |
             `-._____,,.________\   /      |   R   |
             /______/((\\______\     == ___|   G   |
              /_____\\))/_____\     \    `-.   H   |
                   |=`''=|                 |   !   |
                                           |   !   |
                  *ROARRR!!*                \     /
                                             `---'












   ___________________________________
  |                                   |
  |  This is your plane-- on trucks!  |
  |___________________________________|
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         ,'_____    `.           /  ##   |_____,-------,
        /______ `.    \    ______,------'             / )
              //. \    `--'                  ____,---'\/
             //  \ \          _________,----' ____,---'
             ``   \ `-.___---' _________,----'\\       ___
         .____     `-. ~~~,--\' ,'  \\ /  ____((__,---'   \
       ,'   ))`----____`.~   ,==.___||---'     \\        / \
     ,'    //          || ,--.><}  //          ||___,---'\/
    /`---.____        //_-{><}=/   ||_____,----' ____,---'
    `---.____ `----.__||___\--------' _____,----'\_________
         __ /`----._______(\===-/----'_______,---\\       ,')
       ,'  //              \\=-//  /             /|   ___/ /
     ,'_   |\            ,/ \\- \  |       _____,----' __\/
    /__ `----._____      '| (_) | /___,---' _____,----'   /
       `----._____ `-----__`_\\/_______----'  *CRASH!!!!*'
      *CRASH!!!!* `-----._ /-=\\  \      ,'____________/
     ,'____________,'     / -==\)__##   /  __________  \
    /  __________  \     ##__,--'__##   | |    (''\\ | |
    | |    //'') | |     ##__,--'  ##   | |     \~/  | |
    | | ((  \~/  | |     ##             | |   __//\\ | |
    | |   __//\\ | |      /             | `-,||||||.-' |
    | `-,||||||.-' |     ||             |  /||||||||\  |    /
    |  /||||||||\  |    /||            _|_/||||||||||\_|_  /  /
   _|_/||||||||||\_|_  /       //     / _ \||||||||||/ _ \/  //
  / _ \||||||||||/ _ \/              | (_) |||||||||| (_) |  /
 | (_) |||||||||| (_) |   // //   /  |__`=============='__|
 |__`=============='__|   /      /    | |______________| ||
  | |______________| ||      /__/     | | =============| ||
  | | =============| ||               \_\/             \_\/
  \_\/             \_\/


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   __________________
  |                  |
  |  Any questions?  |
  |__________________|
                         *CRASH!!*

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ASCII Character Codes:

r = ASCII 114

e = ASCII 101

d = ASCII 100

b = ASCII 98

a = ASCII 97

r = ASCII 114

o = ASCII 111

n = ASCII 110

Capitalised:

R = ASCII 82

E = ASCII 69

D = ASCII 68

B = ASCII 66

A = ASCII 65

R = ASCII 82

O = ASCII 79

N = ASCII 78