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              |  Build own your transporter |
              |   (c) David Palmer 2000     |
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1. Construct a Heisenberg Compensator.

   a) Locate a domestic microwave oven.
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   b) Removing the outer casing from the and pull out the magentron.

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        ||___________|__|   able to derive the precise vector and
               .'.'         positional data of particles at a
             .'.'           subatomic level).
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      Leave the wires attached to the magnetron.

2.    Glue it to the primary induction terminals on the No.7 Transporter
      circuit (Tandy / Radio Shack) taking care not to reverse the polarity .
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                 (Use Metal-Glue)
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3. Take 2 metres of coaxial cable

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   and attach the secondary induction terminals of the transport
   circuit to a pair of Pattern buffers.

   I haven't worked out how to multiplex the buffers so you'll have
   to operate these in synchronization when you adjust the frequency
   for the doppler effect or else the subject could get "transporter
   psychosis".

   If you can't locate genuine pattern buffers take two condenser
   microphones and tape them between two pairs of frisbees.
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4. Fit the components to the inside of a Telephone box

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5. Bolt a Satelite dish to the top of the telephone box.
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   and connect to the magnetron using coxial cable.


7. Take a pair of car jumper cables (heavy duty)

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8. Connect one end to a 12v Car Battery
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9. Connect the other ends to the power terminals of the transporter
   circuit and there we have it!


I'm still working on the rematerialisation chamber and would really
appreciate it if anyone could let me know of a source of dilithium
crystals and antimatter.

* CAUTION * It only takes one handful of antimatter to rip the
atmosphere off a planet so wear thick gloves if you find some.


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ASCII Character Codes:

t = ASCII 116

r = ASCII 114

a = ASCII 97

n = ASCII 110

s = ASCII 115

p = ASCII 112

o = ASCII 111

r = ASCII 114

t = ASCII 116

e = ASCII 101

r = ASCII 114

Capitalised:

T = ASCII 84

R = ASCII 82

A = ASCII 65

N = ASCII 78

S = ASCII 83

P = ASCII 80

O = ASCII 79

R = ASCII 82

T = ASCII 84

E = ASCII 69

R = ASCII 82