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From: Galarza & Heredero


Hi all
I'm gnv, would you like to have a perfect volume?
well, what about the socket metod?


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  (       _.--. )          How to get this  |
 (_       )(..) )          perfect volume?  |
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  (      /)'-(`'^
   `'^`'/`    `'\        (in 4 simple steps)
        |/__Y__\|
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      1)  Look for a socket
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       /_________\      .----------.
      |  _______  |    (   -glub-   )
      | |  oo   | |   _/'----------'
      | | _..-  | |
      | |_______| |
      |___________|__________________
     /   '.._..'                     \
    /                                 \
   /___________________________________\
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    ||      ___ ___    |       o       |
    ||     /   '   \   |_______________|
    ||    |         |  |       o       |
    ||    |         |  |_______________|
    ||     \_______/   |       o       |
    ||     |_  |  _|   |               |
    ||    /   I I   \  |_______________|
    ||    |  /   \  |  ||-------------||
    ()    | /     \ |  ()             ()
         ( )       ( )
         / (       ) \
        .ooO       gnv.





      2)  Locate your index and middle fingers
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        -->  |_| |_|
             |_|_|_|,
             |_|_|_||
            /|      |
           | '´'. '-|
            \       /
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      3)  Stick your fingers in the socket.
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            |  _______  |
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     _(         )..-  | |
    (            )____| |
   (             _)_____|__________________
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     `'^/'    `-._/ /        |       o       |
        | /__\_\___/         |_______________|
        | \ _/_/             |       o       |
        / |   /   -BZZZZZZ!- |_______________|
       //`    `\             |       o       |
      /| ____ __\            |               |
    _((\/    \  \            |_______________|
 .-/ `'-`\    \  \           ||-------------||
 `'''`-.  `.   \  \          ()gnv          ()
        `-._  _/__/
            ``






      4)  Punch yourself so you can see something in the mirror
         _____________________
        ((   _(        )_    )) _______
        ||  (            )   ||(       )_
        || (`    _.--.    )_(            )_
        ||(      ?(#.)    (                )
        ||(_     \  >/     (               )
        || (     )'-( _._.(_               _)
        ||  '-'/'    `,   (_             _)
        ||     | /__\_\     (            )
        ||     | \ _/_/      |-'.-''-''-'
        ||     | |   /|      || ,_____|
        ||     |/    \|      || |     /
        ||     |      |      || |    (|
        ((_gnv_______________)| |     \
                              | |      |
                              | |______/



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          ( `'->  WONDERFUL RESULTS  <-'` )

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And from: Ojosh!ro


 
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    |
    |     This may help some with your perfect volume...
    |     That is, if the nipple fits. =)
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  (    \ \)'-(_/ /
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		ASCII Character Codes:
		v = ASCII 118
o = ASCII 111
l = ASCII 108
u = ASCII 117
m = ASCII 109
e = ASCII 101
		Capitalised:
		V = ASCII 86
O = ASCII 79
L = ASCII 76
U = ASCII 85
M = ASCII 77
E = ASCII 69