1. There's a man who used to be a speedy jockey
when he was young.
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2. Now he's an elderly man and not very speedy
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3. Fortunately he knows a very nice eldery lady who
visits him in the hospital.
From llizard : 'Poor fellow didn't see what was coming and even
(ejm) though that MOOK! MOOK! was so loud, he didn't
hear because he was on his way to getting new
batteries for his hearing aid. and now he has to
lie immobilized with his leg in one of those slings
and his mouth in a silent constant scream of agony.'
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4. And the friendly old lady even wants to help him getting some fresh
air ...
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c = ASCII 99
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d = ASCII 100
e = ASCII 101
n = ASCII 110
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Capitalised:
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C = ASCII 67
C = ASCII 67
I = ASCII 73
D = ASCII 68
E = ASCII 69
N = ASCII 78
T = ASCII 84