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Subject: Re: Req: toilet
From: cfbd@southern.co.nz (Colin Douthwaite)
Date: 8 Sep 1996 04:50:36 GMT
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From: Colin_Douthwaite@equinox.gen.nz (Colin Douthwaite)
Newsgroups: sci.chem,rec.humor,alt.ascii-art
Subject: Re: toilet technology
Date: 22 Dec 1994 07:25:33 GMT
Message-ID: <3db9ld$mbh@southern.co.nz>
Colin Douthwaite (Colin_Douthwaite@equinox.gen.nz) wrote:
: d_tolle@smcvax.smcvt.edu wrote:
: In article ,
: virginia@comtch.iea.com (Virginia Ledgerwood) writes:
:> We would apprieciate any information on toilets that you have.
:> No one has responded yet. PLEASE HELP!!!!!
:>
:> From Aaron, Andrew, Joel, and Kyley
: "The Acme School of Stuff" is an excellent series of broadcasts
: from (I believe) Toronto. One of the programs tells all about how
: toilets operate, how they are manufactured, what they are made of,
: and so on. Find and Enjoy!
> There is a 1984 BBC Television documentary on the origin and
> development of public conveniences in Britain entitled "On The
> Throne". It traces the technology back to the quite elaborate public
> conveniences built by the Romans for their garrisons in Britain
> through to the modern automatic coin-operated SuperLoos of London.
> Good viewing if you can trace a copy and have a liking for
> lavatories and the stories that go with them :-)
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____________
| |
| PLATFORM 1 | __ ___ ______,-------
|____________| __==__,------------/|\--| | .-.-.| ___________
|| {| |--------------|---|------| '-`-`| _/___________\_
|| {|_____| _ _ | _ | 6000 | | P H I L |
============== |__\\_|`-._/___\___/___\_|_/___\| | | D E A V E S |
::::::::::: __/ |===|--|_____|_|_____|_|___ |\_____|=|_______________|
:::::::::: |=|[_]==[_] \ _ / \ _ / \ _ / [_] [_] [_]
-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+
___________________________________
| _____ |
| \ o / |
| ~~~ |
| Dux |
| |
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-----------------------------------
| __------__ |
/ ./ ,....., \. \
/ ./ . _ . \. \
/ / >o)_// \ \
( ( ~ (__) _ ) )
\ \. ~_~~~~~ ./ /
\ \.________./ /
\ /
\.========./
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-------\\_____________//-------
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Warning to train passengers
-----------------------------
" Don't use the W.C. whilst the train is standing in the Station.
If you've got to go, then you've got to go
Before you reach your destination.
You'll be fined 5 quid if you lift the lid
And be put upon probation.
So don't use the W.C. whilst the train is standing in the Station ! "
The above musical ditty is from the BBC Television documentary "
Upon the Throne " made in 1984 on the subject of toilet technology
and development dating from the Roman occupation of Britain to the
modern day, coin-operated, fully automatic, SuperLoos of London.
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~-_ _-
~-_ _-~
~-_ _-~
~-______________________________________________-~
| |
| ___________________________ |
""--__ | | /\ /\ | | __--~~!
""--__~~| | | { `---' } | | ! !
/ / | | | | { O O } | | ! !
| | | | ~~~> V <~~~ | | ! !
/ | | | | \ \|/ / | | ! !
| | | | `-----' | | ! !
______| | | |__________/_____\__________| | ! !
/ | | | | ! !
| | | __________________________ | ! !
/ / | | | | _____ | | ! !
| | | | \ o / | | ! !
/ | | | | ~~~ | | ! !
| | | | Dux | | ! !
__--""__| | | | | ! !
__--"" | | | | ! O !
| -------------------------- | ! !
| | __------__ | | ! !
| / ./ ,....., \. \ | ! !
| / ./ . _ . \. \ | ! !
| / / >o)_// \ \ | ! !
| ( ( ~ (__) _ ) ) | ! !
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,' // \\ '.
' \\_____________// '.
Notes:
-----
1. Dux is a common brand of toilet in N.Z.
2. Kitty's picture is by Ed Savage
3. Because of the endless designs of toilet roll holders
this is omitted from the picture to avoid prejudice.
========================================================================
Bye,
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Bathroom stuff
Two tooth brushes
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\/\_ ) ( _/\/
Faucet \/_)( )(_\/
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| \ Tube of | \ \ / / |
| \ toothpaste | \ \ / / |
| \ ___ | \ \ / / |
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unknown
towel:
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monogrammed with the initials "KA":
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and of course, with "EJM" --one should never be without one's towel!
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Krogg
From Veronica (VK) :
[Somebody posted a request for design ideas for a urinal.]
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VK \\_/___\_//
.-/\\ //\-.
( / )`-.-'( \ )
_____Y_.' `._Y______
two next to each other:
<\ /> || <\ />
\\ .-. // || \\ .-. //
\\_/___\_// || \\_/___\_//
VK .-/\\ //\-. || .-/\\ //\-.
( / )`-.-'( \ ) || ( / )`-.-'( \ )
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or "back to back":
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Or, for even more privacy, place some cupoards in a strategic place:
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\\_/___\_//
VK .-/\\ //\-.
( / )`-.-'( \ )
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They don't have to be square:
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\___( .-. )___/
\\_/___\_//
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.-. ( / )`-.-'( \ ) .-.
| \__Y_.' `._Y___/ |
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`--' `--'
[I think I'll go to alt.ascii-art next
and post this one as "a snowflake"]
The image in my head:
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From the side:
_________________
[_______________| |
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| (| | | shelf which one can
| _/ | | | put a bag on.
| ( | | |
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| || | | to use this space
| || | | as a cupoard?)
| || | |
VK |_______|| | |
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From: Petrus
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| |
| DDDDDD AAAAA YYYY YYYY SSSSSSSSSS |
| DD DD AA AA YYYY YYYY SSSS |
| DD DD AA AA YYYYYYYY SSSS |
| DD DD AAAAAAAAA YYYY SSSSSSSSSS |
| DD DD AA AA YYYY SSSS |
| DDDDDD AA AA YYYY SSSSSSSSSS |
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| OOOOOOOO FFFFFFFFFF OOOOOOOO LLLL DDDDDD |
| OO OO FFFF OO OO LLLL DD DD |
| OO OO FFFFFFF OO OO LLLL DD DD |
| OO OO FFFFFFF OO OO LLLL DD DD |
| OO OO FFFF OO OO LLLL DD DD |
| OOOOOOOO FFFF OOOOOOOO LLLLLLLLLL DDDDDD |
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Hit the toilet, . //||||||||||\\\\\\\\\\|| .
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Not the lid! MM ( MMmmmmmmmm
MM MMmmmmmmmm
! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! MM o MMmmmmmmmm ! ! ! ! ! !
#--#--#--#--#--#--#--#--#--#--MM MMmmmmmmmm-#--#--#--#--#--#
#--#--#--#--#--#--#--#--#--#--MM MMmmmmmmmm-#--#--#--#--#--#
#==#==#==#==#==#==#==#==#==#==MM MMmmmmmmmm=#==#==#==#==#==#
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eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(------------------)
| We are merely |
| mildew on the |
| shower curtain |
| of life. |
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
| /
| /
`---------------'
o o
Shower
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Throne Room
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==|___|== `===============`
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"Whoah...eyein' the urinal..he aims, he shoots, he ARCS...
another successful episode of trajectory urination..
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