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From: Graeme Porter
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* The machine has a 266 MHz Intel Celeron, 128 MB SDRAM, a 3.2 GB hard
drive, 3com 10 Mbit ethernet LAN card, and is hooked up to a Compaq V75 17"
CRT monitor.
It runs Windows NT Workstation 4.00.
The chassis of this machine is designed so that the machine can be used as a
tower case (as I have it, pictured), or by removing and rotating the drive
cage by 90 degrees, can be sat on its bottom like a desktop PC. You can see
the rubber "feet" on the right hand side of the case.
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