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Our hero, sitting at his Be Box proto. His hair might look a
little funny depending upon what you are using to read this. If you don't
like his hair, you can modify it how you want. (I would suggest these
alternatives: '"'"'"', `'`'`'`', and ~^~^~^~. Find one you like.) Try
not to look at his hand. 8^)
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This is Dilbert's garbage man. He is my favorite character by
far, and I drew him as if he was going to say something, but it is late,
and I cannot think of something that is witty enough. If you want to
change him so that he is reading instead of reacting, try changing his
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This is Dilbert's perpetually bad date. I am sure that there are
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Let her say something dumb. I never like it when she gets the best of
our boy. I remember that happening wayyy to often in RL.
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And, last and probably least in the brains category, Dilbert's boss.
His hair is not quuuuuite right. I am going to hide behind the 'too
tired to do something about it right now' excuse. Also, this little
bit of trivia popped up when I was 'reseaching' (read: sneaking into
the local bookstore and reading all the Dilbert books that I don't
own) him: his eyebrows change periodically from the 'unibrow' look to
a regular dual look. At least that's easy to change.
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Csci Major @ the UofMinn-Morris '97 Happily making some of the worst
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