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(Cartoon from the Red Baron series by Ool, see `red_baron' for more! And see
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Red Baron No. 81
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| And now for something completele different: |
| A Frenchman flogging a dead ferret... |
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And later on ...
Red Baron No. 110
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| |
| You may have wondered by now why our |
| hero, the world famous Red Baron, |
| has crashed on French turf but not |
| encountered any enemy soldiers yet. |
| |
| Well, mostly because the infantry |
| assigned to this sector of the front |
| line is too busy dealing with their |
| own private business... ____|________________________
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