~FLAME FORM~ Dear: [ ] Clueless Newbie [+] Loser [ ] AOLer/Euronetter/PIer [+] Idiot [ ] Me too er [+] Geek [ ] Spammer [+] Nerd [ ] Fed [ ] FLAMENET [+] Other: Unbearably self-righteous person You Are Being Flamed Because: [ ] You posted a "test" in a newsgroup other than alt.test/nl.test [ ] You posted warez in pieces LESS than 5000 lines [ ] You posted a binary in a non-binaries group [ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply [ ] You continued a long, stupid thread [ ] You started an off-topic thread [+] You posted a "ASCII ART SUCKS" message [ ] You said "me too" to something [ ] You don't know which group to post in [+] You suck [ ] You brag about things that never happened [ ] Your sig/alias/server sucks [ ] You posted something totally uninteresting [ ] You crossposted [ ] You posted a message all written in CAPS [+] I don't like your tone of voice [ ] I think you might be a member of CO$ [ ] I think you might be a fed To Repent, You Must: [ ] Give up your AOL/Euronet/Planet Internet account [+] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it [+] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor [ ] Actually post something relevant [ ] Read the FAQ! [ ] Be Pat Buchanan's love slave [+] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month [+] Apologize to everybody in this newsgroup [ ] Post your tests to alt.test/nl.test In Closing, I'd Like to Say: [ ] Blow me [+] Get a life [ ] Never post again [+] I pity your dog [ ] Go to hell [ ] I think your IQ must be 0 [ ] Do us all a favor and jump into some industrial equipment [+] See how far your tongue will fit into the electric outlet [ ] All of the above End of Flame. Have a nice day
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