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(_)(_) (_)(_) Tvhtyxz! We have
finally broken into
the Boss's E-type
mail correspondence
program!"
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"Ahhh.... This looks interesting, Sdzrkt.
Let us examine the content of this!"
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Dear Miss Wiesouski,
The last time we had occasion to
talk, you mentioned the fact that you
weren't quite the beauty queen I had
believed you to be...\__/ \__/
(__) (__)
/ //()\\//()\\
"Whoa, check \\__//\\__//
this out." |||| ||||
|||| ||||
(_)(_)(_)(_)
...I admit to being
taken in somewhat, by the previous
"Glamour Photo" that you sent me, but
I assure you that I was NOT shocked
a bit when I saw the snapshot of your-
self that you sent me yesterday...
\__/ \__/
(__) (__)
/ //()\\ //()\\ \
"Oh, he was \\__// \\__//"He had a near
not a bit |||| |||| stroke, was all!"
shocked." |||| ||||
(_)(_) (_)(_)
... I
have never been one to be taken in
by mere, physical beauty, but rather,
I look deep into a "person's" soul...
\__/ /) \__/
(__)// (oo)
"Oh, what lies! / //() / //~~\\ \
He looks about \\__/ \\__//"True... I do
as deep into a |||| |||| hope we are
female's soul |||| |||| not apprehended
as her cleavage (_)(_) (_)(_) at this, however."
will allow."
Why worry? What's
he going to do if
he catches us, dump
us back into the "Hmmmm."
recycle bin?" /
\ \__/
(oo)
\__/ //~~\\
(oo) \\__//
//~~\\ ||\\
//\__/\\ ||//
...Surely, yo"" //\\ ""mist(_)\_) for
the kind of pers\\// who would be so
shallow as to b(_)(_) taken in by no
more than a pretty face...
...Beauty, after all, is only skin deep,
and I think that... \__/ \__/
(__) (__)
/ //()\\ //()\\ \
"Yes, and we have \\__// \\__// "Indeed."
observed conclusively |||| ||||
that "skin" is about |||| ||||
as deep as the Boss's (_)(_) (_)(_)
interest goes!"
...However, and I truly hate
to tell you this, but I am afraid that with
all my other responsibilities...
\__/ \__/
(__) (__) /)
//()\\ //() \//
\\__// \\__/\/ \
|||| |||| "Here comes the
|||| |||| kiss off!"
(_)(_) (_)(_)
... that I fear
I will unable to take on another mistress
at this time. What with my wife, kids,
and three other full-time mistresses, who
are all deserving of my attention...
\__/ \__/
(\ (oo) (oo)
\\//~~\\ / //~~\\
"Yes, his poor, / \/\__// "Can you \\__//
deserving |||| believe ||||
mistresses." |||| this guy?" ||||
(_)(_) (_)(_)
... five children, you know, require a lot
of nourishing and attention...
"Only five? I'll bet
the old bastard has
fifty!" "Probably. The
/ fertility clinic
\__/ \__/ / has more of his
(__) (\ (__) DNA frozen than
//() \// //()\\ they have chocolate
\\__/\/ \\__// chip at the ice
|||| |||| cream factory."
|||| ||||
(_)(_) (_)(_)
\__/(\
..... and it is f/) (__)//easons,
\__/and these reasons\\/ () /hat I
(oo) feel our love sha\/\__/ have a
//~~\\hance to bloom... //||
\\__// \\|| \
|||| \ (_/(_)"But this part is
|||| "Get down from there, the tear-jerker!"
(_)(_) Sdzrkt. It is only
more waste material
that the Boss has
typed in."
... If, however
there comes a time that I am not so
overwhelmed with obligations, then I
may be able to reconsider...
\__/ \__/
(__) (__) /)
"Sure / //()\\ //() \// \
he would." \\__// \\__/\/ "Yes, but only
|||| |||| IF she was just
|||| |||| dripping with
(_)(_) (_)(_) female vice and
pulchritude!"
... but I have come to realize that there
are so many women deserving of affection,
yet there is only one of me...
\__/ \__/
(__) (oo)
/ //()\\ / //~~\\
"Can you believe \\__// "Uh-oh!" \\__//
the egotistical |||| //\\
maniac could even |||| // \\
write this stuff?" (_)(_) (_) (_)
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\__/ \__/=|_
-)-[(] (oo) (oo) [])
\\//~~\\ .//~~\\//
/ \/\__/\\ //\__/\/ \
"You'd better //\\ \) (/ //\\ "Yes, we will
think again, \\// \\// disintegrate
Boss. We have (_)(_) (_)(_) your brainpan
the new XT-4 nodule, if you
ray-guns!" force us to!"
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"So, here we | RECYCLE ||
are again." | ___ || "Yes, I don't think
\ | // \\ || the Boss was very
| // /\ || impressed with our
| \/ // || new model XT-4's."
| \\_// || /
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| BIN ||
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"He knows he can't keep "Indeed. But perhaps we shouldn't
us in here!" get into his email so often.
\ Someday, he might actually
\__/ empty this thing!"
(oo) (\ /
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| RECYCLE // ||
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| BIN ||
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Jonathon R. Oglesbee