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Nerd Boy, episode 313




     I demand to know why my     /     There's nothing wrong here, sir.
   internet connection is dead.  \      Must be a problem at your end.
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                                 /
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          I -pay- you to fix     /             Should we go through our
           problems. Fix it!     \             logs and track down the
             ,                   /             _ ,    problem, sir?
          [OO                    \             .j
 ___A___  `||.                   /         __\_.)_|
 |     | _ bb __________________ \ ______ |___|/| |
                                 /
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                                 /        OK.. Our logs say you were at
           Well duh!             \       www.bikinikaratebabes.com when
             ,                   /             _ ,  the error occured,
          [OO                    \             .j   is that correct?
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 |     | _ dd __________________ \ ______ |___|/| |
                                 /
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                                 \                  Hello?
                                 /                     `__
    _                            \                 ___  ..j
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		ASCII Character Codes:
		s = ASCII 115
e = ASCII 101
r = ASCII 114
v = ASCII 118
i = ASCII 105
c = ASCII 99
e = ASCII 101
		Capitalised:
		S = ASCII 83
E = ASCII 69
R = ASCII 82
V = ASCII 86
I = ASCII 73
C = ASCII 67
E = ASCII 69